Barrington

Still playing Skyrim, I'm stuck in another fucking cave with no way out backwards and getting slaughtered going forwards. This one is under a light house.

At least I have planned ahead this time and have a save outside.

 

What really gets me here is my companion won't follow me, he just stands on a ledge and won't jump down, which is really infuriating and shit.

 

I went to price up Smackdown the other night and bought Dead Island, haven't played it yet but it looks ace.

 

Any way, I will dig out the old magadrive and spend some time on Sonic 2 today, because lets face it it's still shit hot and amazing. It's just wonderfully paced as a game which isn't something I find with a lot of games from that era.

Dead Island is awesome. At first it's like dead rising where you just walk about, but as you progress you can drive cars to further parts of the island. Such a good game. Hard enemies later though as you can imagine. Unfortunately I didn't get to finish it as it was my ex's brothers game so had to return it upon breaking up. Selfish cow!

http://efukt.com/20905_Dude_Upstages_Every...@_Gangbang.html

 

The womens face at 1min is funny as hell

 

Fantastic stuff. I love the disappointment she shows when she climbs back on that biker-looking dude.

 

I love this one as well:-

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video420443/angry_cum_hair

His face at 9 seconds just before she pushes him is fucking hilarious. He looks like a naughty child who finds being told off funny. What a top bloke.Also whoever posted the deaf porn, I feel the same way. I laughed but it was quite sad

I'm shocked that after all this time South Park is still funny. Any episode where Randy goes off on one is hilarious. The Obama president election one is fuc=nny as fuck "CHAAAANGE!" or guitar queero where Stan turns off the dragon game and he freaks out "NOOOOO! TURN IT BACK ON! TURN IT ON I SAID! I AM YOUR FATHER" had me unable to breath through laughter

Plus look back to page 5 (if that wasn't misquoted)

Mr Burns: Now Homer, I'll show you something you've never seen before

Homer: A sober irish man?

Cant remember exactly what but Homer shows he is impressed by someone doing something "And I'm not easily impressed! Wow a blue car"

Where Homer is in quick sand "Ok I reach in and pull my legs out, and now I pull my arms out with my face" *sinks*

"Honey, where are my shoes?"

"In the den dear"

"The Den? MAy god have mercy on our souls"

"Quick to the bee mobile"

"You mean youu 66 chevvy?"

"Yes"

Just this morning I was giggling at Stop or my dog will shoot. Willie says "I also ate the mess he made on my carpet, Ya heard me!" That "Ya heard me" bit cracks me up all the time.

Also, a valkentines day one where Moe is in Homer's car "I dont want people to think I'm cheap, uh oh my rope belt is coming undone" This made me spit my drink out and fall over laughing.

The Simpsons never fails to create a laugh. Family guy doesnt anymore because its the same stuff but The Simpsons always has great witty remarks and one liners

Went and saw Warrior last Sunday. Planning on going again a few more times. Such an amazing film. the end was really emotional. Outside the fight scenes the story in general was great. Finally an MMA film done properly

Did they really compare David Haye to Ali? Thats the biggest insult anyone could've given to Ali. Exactley rightSnake. Ali spoke like a poet. Very charismatic, very energetic and maybe a comical genius. When he spent a few round making his opponent miss, you just new it was going to be follwed up with some nasty punches. He had the balls to stand in front of people and insult them, because he could move and hit. When Haye was insulting Klitschko, and making his comments, he really didnt sound like he meant it. It was almost like, "I'll talk trash and hopefully in time for the fight I'll believe it enough to be able to fight". What a joke. If you go to that extent of disrespect, it has to be for a reason, not just because it sounds good. Not one thing he said was comical or believable. I cant believe someone actually made that comparison. David Haye is nowhere near any of the great heavyweights. He's only in the history books because he held the title. Other than that, no one will look back and think of him as great, even that good.

When I saw Haye moving out of the way of Klitschko's punches, I thought he had a good chance. But then thats all he was doing. He was moving his head well but didnt use it to move into his own punches. I understand he wanted to hype it, but if you spend that much time hyping it and disrespecting your opponent, you better be able to do something. Notice how at the end he did what Klitschko wanted and shook his hand. What an asshole, then went and blamed it on his broken toe. Hopefully he keeps to his retirement

Got need hot persuit & Brotherhood for christmas so just been on them. Leading upto xmas though, I found myself rather drawn to Splintercell Convictions again. That game is still amazing

So if you ever read this mr Singh, im a big fan of your work and not a racist, she on the otherhand, i cannot defend, and hence why i dont go out with her anymore.

This reminds me of something you'd hear in peep show. I dont think I've had a bad date, they've always been with girls I've liked for a while who then I got into relationships with. My friend Josh however...

My two other friends Liam & Sam were fighting in Bexleyheath high street when he walks round the corner with a girl who he had taken out for the first time. he sees our mates fighting with this small group and says "Hold me chips love" which she does. He then runs in and jumps on someone. The fight he didnt mind but getting nicked for GBH he certainly did. As he was being carted off he managed to let her know "I'll call ya tomorrow darlin' keep the chips". Now thats a first date

Nuff said

Bought Kane & Lynch 2 Dog Days. Not too bad I suppose, but 4 hours (if that) later me & my girlfriend had finished it. The ending is shit & expected more levels after. Theres arcade mode which is basically you & some hired guns robbing money, diamonds and other high priced trinkets. You run in have shoot outs, rob then run to the helicopter or van or whatever they arranged to pick you up. Overall not too bad but defo not worth 40 fucking quid.

I was a late bloomer when it came to wanking. First time I cracked one off, I was about thirteen years old.

That's LATE?!

 

 

think thats about normal is it not...maybe even a year earlier than me... has anyone ever done the whole tissue/toilet paper thing and left it sitting in their room, very exposed and then gone out and forgot about it. The dread when you are out hoping your parents dont go into your room, man, thats exciting enough to wank over

That happened to me, then my girlfriend came over straight from work. I told her to wait downstairs while I tidied up. She did, and was none the wiser

Another war caused by women. internet or real life they are TROUBLE!!!!

Me and the missus rented Law abiding citezen last night. I absolutely loved it. Shes not one for blood so didnt really take to it but I bloody loved it. Kind of crazy how it developed into terrorising the justice system but awesome all the same

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/predators/trailer

predators. Actually looks fucking awesome. Arnie unfortunately will not be in it, nor Karl Weathers or Jesse Ventura or even aa little Bill Duke, but Fishburne is and thats alright by me. Cant wait to watch this

Idiots. They are everywhere.

 

Unfortunately, when they are at work, you have less of an opportunity to walk away or ignore their ramblings. In my case, I have to tolerate sitting opposite one of the most idiotic people I

The Liddell vs Couture trilogy was awesome. It took Chuck a lot less time to beat Randy than it did Randy to beat Chuck, and he did it dominantly the second and third time. Don Frye vs Tank Abbott at the Ultimate Ultimate '96 was actually entertaining. Tank came ridiculously close to winning. He caught Frye with a punch that should've knocked him out but instead woke him and led Frye to beat the hell out of Abbott. Ultimate Japan & Brazil were quite good Frank Shamrock getting a submission victory in about a minute or so and Vitor raping Wanderlie Silva in 44 seconds. And of course Randy's comeback bashing Sylvia was amazing I nearly cried.

Dont get your hampton court/caught. I agree with JLM, you didnt bag up and your cock maybe seriously infected. Get down the doctors, but not before spreading it to a few ex's first. Thats always a giggle

Whizz dick

Absolute classic. Definately word of the month. Butch you've made my working day easier to face now so thank you. As for said whizz dick, it happens just after shooting, if you've had sex or beating session it just burns a bit. Its when it burns when you havent done any sexual dealings you've just got to visit the doctor.

Finally watched Righteous kill and am really happy I did. Exactley what it said on the tin "The two greatest actors alive back on form". I thought it was a brilliant movie and seeing De Niro kicking 50 cent in was worth the 14.99 alone. Cool little twist at the end wont spoil it, just watch it its awesome. As for Mumma mia my girlfriend made me watch it after I fucked up royally so was in the sorry process so didnt argue when we got there and she ordered the tickets for it I never want to see that shit again

Wolverine was awesome I like it better than the x-men movies as I didnt really think much of them. I recently bought 30 days of night which was quite good. I also bought righteous kill for the obvious reasons of de niro and pacino. I hope its as good as I think it is I'm never usually dissappointed by either of their films so heres hoping.

Having noticed it in Mr. Sevens' sig, this morning i decided to watch Fight Club.

I was expecting a testosterone-fuelled, gratuitously voilent, "Lads" movie.

 

I was wrong.

I really enjoyed it, & "the twist", oh my god!

THAT i didn't see coming!

I know that film is one of the all time greatest films ever in my view. I still love watching it. And it still has the violence so all the better. I think it was this thread a few hundred pages back I mentioned a british film called Dead mans shoes. Also like fight club a bloody quality kick ass film with a twist that was so unbelievable I'm still in denial about it now. I must watch old boy, borrowed it from a friend but havent watched it yet