fleischmark

I quite enjoyed that!

May I please have the PM as well, wouldn't usually ask my but usual sources have let me down!

The poppy dog

Couldn't finish the third book in the Millenium series (The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest). I just found myself forcing myself to read them, and I don't know, I wish it didn't have the hype. I mean they were OK books, but they certainly didn't blow me away. Might have read them in the wrong frame of mind. My nan assures me I couldn't appreciate the heroine because I'm a man. Fair enough. I shall give it another shot soon.

Anyway, I was in the library and just saw I Am Legend poking out so decided to give it a quick read as it's only about 180 pages. Wonderful book I thought, really ahead of it's time with the whole post apocalyptic theme and it's involvement of science, but wonderfully aged with the garlic and vampiric theme. I read it in a day or two and really enjoyed the internal monologue as the scientist battled with himself more than the demons outside. The whole lone man and end of the world thing has always fascinated me so much more than the Zombies themselves.

Inspired me to watch The Last Man On Earth which was intersting if a rather drab adaptation. Full blown 70's garbage with Omega Man to be watched next!

Genuinely no offence to any owners but Jack Russells are fucking pricks.

Will the Mod challenge be extended if Trevor doesn't complete the challenge?

Don't know but Neil will look a bit of a dick

PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME NEIL

Still from the film I helped make! This is me doing acting. The Eschatrilogy, keep your eyes out! And by that I of course mean google it.

In regards to Kookookachu, I'd definitely break into her house while she was out and then wait under her bed until she went to sleep and then masturbate over her sleeping body, if could muster up the courage

[the pic]

 

Im on the right.

 

fleischmark is right.

 

 

This.

fleischmark is Eric Murphy.

I'll take that~!

Im on the right. This is for a film, not for halloween.

Just coz black and white makes me feel sexy

Just did a search for Tony James and the top result shows me he has fucked Eva Angelina, which means i will forever admire him and possibly hate because I love that woman.

I have a seriously weird fixation on that woman, to the point that when I saw she'd done a gang bang scene (had only ever seen her do 1 on 1, no anal) I got a weird feeling in my stomach and felt a little bit like i'd been cheated on.

TripleGay - he's in BritPorn

NEW INFORMATION. I simply must have some links to some of his work.

Sorry to interrupt the banter but i told her i cheated and now she is no longer my girlfriend, so oh well i guess. time to move on now...truly a low point for me, never cheated on anyone before and i went and cheated on the person that looked like she could be really good for me. Shit.

thanks for the responses dudes, i feel like total shit, but i think i gotta tell her as the guilt would tear me up i think, i'd def never ever do it again but i think i should let her know and let her decide if she can trust me again, argh i dunno

I am assuming that you are twelve therefore have plenty of time left for future relationships so it's no big deal.

Jesus christ it was a kiss, don't be a fanny.

This one is fairly horrific

On that note, on this very board some one posted a vid where this hot-as-balls bitch goes out and finds the fattest fuck and offers to do the porn with him, maybe even offers him money, anyway they get him back, she barely touches his cock with her mouth and he blows.

Always stuck with me and i'd love to see it again

Does anybody find Fleishmark's sig incredibly egotistical?

I wish she did more.

There's a geg-eyed bint called Tracy Morgan who usually does it for me

- Had a wank in a jail cell. Twice.

I am impressed that most the wanking stories are not even low points or embarrassing, yet we still gotsta tell.

 

Ive masturbated to climax in every place i have worked, which is many. Don't always have mummy knick knacks with me though

Do you have a thing for your own mother then, yeah?

Yuk no you sicko. I just don't have any sisters.

I am impressed that most the wanking stories are not even low points or embarrassing, yet we still gotsta tell.

Ive masturbated to climax in every place i have worked, which is many. Don't always have mummy knick knacks with me though

Wanking into a pair of my mums soiled knickers.

It was a joke, funny or not, and i am a firm believer that there are no rules or prejudice in humour.

 

Of course there has to be "rules".

 

Some humour with a racial tint is just shit and a blatant excuse to be offensive, whilst some can be quite funny.

No there absolutely doesn't have to be rules. Sometimes the humour is in fact at just how offensive it is. I agree that some texts i recieve aren't actually jokes, they are just a racist sentence, but thats a different matter entirely.

Ah its all subjective dear boy, I thought it was quite funny.

Oh wow aren't you lot so against racism, well bloody done.

It was a joke, funny or not, and i am a firm believer that there are no rules or prejudice in humour.

Workmate: Im not sure where to go on holiday, don't want to go anywhere in europe...

Me: Why not the caribbean?

Workate: Nah, hate wogs.

He also is convinced Shoes and Socks should be called Foos and Focks because they are for your feet.

Oh after this I'm thinking about taking up the Twilight series to see what all the fuss is about, anyone care to give me their opinions on the books?

I've just finished reading the fourth and final book in this series.

Well worth reading, they can be a little slow in places so you may find you are struggling through a little bit, but considering the urgency in which i felt the need to finish these i'm sure they author knew what she was doing

Oh and I didn't even realise they were romances till the third book

I'll also be very interested in your take on certain characters, as i'm sure the author meant for different readers to take different sides... but i shall say no more!

Whenever my niece gets in the bath, she wee's straight away.