Howard

Kilowog?! Surely they aren't allowed to have names like that in films these days. Especially ones for kids. Who's his sidekick, MegaCoon? SuperNigga? Etc...

Cheers,

Howard.

These should really have their own thread 'Carbombs anecdotes' or something similar.

 

Cheers,

 

Howard.

I know it's off topic, but why do you keep signing your name. It's fucking annoying.

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Howard.

Just got to say that I think some of the teasing and baiting of the guy is pretty deplorable. I doubt some of you would actually ever say some of these things outside of the internet but that doesn't excuse it. It doesn't matter what medium you carry it out on - he's still a real person who is reading these things. It's not even like you're kids and should know better, some of you are grown fucking men. I can't see the difference between this and outright bullying.

I think it's pretty evident that he got the shite bullied out of him for a few pages, yeah. Who are you, the bullying police? Give it a try, you might enjoy it.

Cheers,

Howard.

These should really have their own thread 'Carbombs anecdotes' or something similar.

Cheers,

Howard.

Trivia: John Stewart as Green Lantern was the first black superhero ever portrayed in comics.

Even though it's been proven incorrect, i'm still gonna tell all my friends that one, because it's that interesting.

Cheers,

Howard.

Howard done got himself a hater. A comfort eating hater. I'll have to listen to the rest of Slick Rick's back catalogue for advice on how to deal with this situation before I come back.Cheers,Howard.

Actualy Howard done got himself several haters. Several all shapes, sizes and shades of mental stability haters. How's this for a bombshell too, I got fat because I was bored and fuck do I love food. I've also dropped two dress sizes in just over a month. So next time you want to have a little dig about someone who is sorting out their weight, I suggest you sort out your ideas of a gimmick.Cheers, Mrs Getting less Fatty McFatterson

Howard done got himself a hater. A comfort eating hater. I'll have to listen to the rest of Slick Rick's back catalogue for advice on how to deal with this situation before I come back.Cheers,Howard.

Dude, your 'signing off' gimmick is shite.

Howard done got himself a hater. A comfort eating hater. I'll have to listen to the rest of Slick Rick's back catalogue for advice on how to deal with this situation before I come back.Cheers,Howard.

Coming to this thread late, I have nothing to offer but the wise words of one, Slick Rick:

Treat 'em like a prostitute (do what?)Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop'cause all they do is they hurt and trample

The one who isn't fat out of Gavin & Stacey tried it on with my missus a few months back. The cunt.

 

Cheers,

 

Howard.

 

Why on earth do you to sign your posts like this when your username

is an inch away?

The same reason you inserted the word 'to' even though it makes no sense and pressed 'Enter' after writing 'username' when clearly making it all one sentence would have been just as aesthetically pleasing. It's fun pointing you peoples' foibles isn't it?

Cheers,

Howard.

The one who isn't fat out of Gavin & Stacey tried it on with my missus a few months back. The cunt.

Cheers,

Howard.

Phwoar!

She can detect a rise in pressure and south easterly winds round my house any time she likes.

Tent pitching regards,

Howard.

Because you touch yourself at night.

So, to clarify, I didn't zing you?

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Howard.

So, to clarify, I didn't win anything?

 

Colour me surprised.

 

Cheers,

 

Howard.

Keep this level of tedium up though, and you could be in the running next year.

I thought I knew what tedium was. Then I read your blog, and now what I thought was tedious now seems rather charming.

Cheers,

Howard.

So, to clarify, I didn't win anything?

Colour me surprised.

Cheers,

Howard.

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Obviously.

You assume I was trying to give out funny names though.

Forgive me for being naive if otherwise but honestly I can not see any other reason for you having done it.

This is the thanks he gets.

He gives himself his own thanks by voting for himself 18 times.

Supremo, mainly because I couldn't see anyone else voting for the moany cunt. Surprised at the amount of votes he has received to be honest.

Lots of votes for a moany, humourless turd who likes the sound of his own voice? How bizarre indeed.

Cheers,

Howard.

Supremo sitting last? I never saw that coming to be honest.

If he learnt to post something that was under the 400 word barrier, I dare say his posts would be better received.

Cheers,

Howard.

I have no problems with that thread. I know going out is an alien concept to some of you on this forum, but sometimes people consume a little too much alcohol and end up losing a few inhibitions. If he was sober and on this forum posting about wrestling at 4 in the morning, then I'd be worried.

 

If one of the dolt candidates had started the same thread, they would have gotten slaughtered.

 

When I'm pissed at 4am, for some reason, posting on here never crosses my mind

That's because your bedtime is 10pm and you don't want to wake mummy up.

Cheers,

Howard.

Butchreedmark in first place in the funniest poster and joint second and not too far behind the top spot in here, the UKFF can be a fickle mistress...

EDIT: It was Woyzeck. I voted Woyzeck.

Fascinating.

How come Neil isn't in the poll?