Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 You ever had a Turkish Gents Haircut with the fire and the knifes flying around the place? I must admit, I was a bit scared when the big fuck off flamethrower thing was brought out to get the hairs out of ears. Â Yeah, my local does all that stuff - singe the ears, thread the eyebrows, hot towels, head massage, the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My barber does that as well as hot wax in the nose, which is agony but really helps with deep breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 Head Massage is excruciating to me. Boiling hot tea towel over the head then a massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 My barber does that as well as hot wax in the nose, which is agony but really helps with deep breathing. Â Mine doesn't do hot wax in the nose (I didn't even know that was a thing; sounds bloody awful), he just uses some nose-hair clippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 I've seen them doing the nose wax thing. Two cotton bud things get shoved (very hard) up your nostrils and then when your haircut is finished, they are whipped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Fuck that for a laugh. If I'm going to the barbers all I want is a haircut, I can't be arsed with all these fancy torture techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Fuck me, where are you all finding these barbers? I've always wanted to be a couple of inches taller - do they have a torture rack too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 I asked for a crew cut for the advertised £7, but I was pleasantly surprised when it came with a complimentary jar of wasps released down my arse crack, a hair cape made purely from nettles and at the end he set me on fire and murdered me.  7 quid... my wife always complains that it costs far more for women, and all they get is a poxy scalp massage at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 That post just made me laugh so much I let out a little Tommy squeaker in the middle of the airport. Well done, sir. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 I asked for a crew cut for the advertised £7, but I was pleasantly surprised when it came with a complimentary jar of wasps released down my arse crack, a hair cape made purely from nettles and at the end he set me on fire and murdered me. Being in London, my local charges £12 for that, and an extra £2 for a titty twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016 I asked for a crew cut for the advertised £7, but I was pleasantly surprised when it came with a complimentary jar of wasps released down my arse crack, a hair cape made purely from nettles and at the end he set me on fire and murdered me. ... Luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2016  I asked for a crew cut for the advertised £7, but I was pleasantly surprised when it came with a complimentary jar of wasps released down my arse crack, a hair cape made purely from nettles and at the end he set me on fire and murdered me.... Luxury Nowt like getting to the hairdressers half an hour before you get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Someone is constantly mentioning me in comments sections of Facebook. Is there a way of stopping his mentions appearing on people's news feeds, short of telling him to bugger off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 13, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 13, 2016 In what context? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 There'll be a video or picture that is viral, like 'when you and bae are deciding on dinner' or whatever and he'll comment on it with my name so that I can see it. My concern is he does it all the time, so it'll annoy my friends on Facebook as it'll appear on their newsfeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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