gaz2050 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Jesus christ, LaGoosh. You ARE prepared aren't you? I betcha can't wait for those zombies to start trying to eat us, just so you can have your own little adventure.LOLSeriously when I was reading it I desperatly wanted a zombie crisis to happen so that I could kill shit-loads of zombies and be a survivor. And the thing is when reading the book you forget that zombies aren't even real.But one day there will be, and when all you lot are getting munched by zombies I'll be kicking some ass. I'll be hiding in the bush while you kick some ass so I'll be safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 25, 2004 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'd probably just draw the zombies towards you and then run off as they eat your yellow-bellied ass.During a zombie crisis I'd be a mega-heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz2050 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'd probably just draw the zombies towards you and then run off as they eat your yellow-bellied ass.During a zombie crisis I'd be a mega-heel. Oh well in that case i'll plant some zombie food on you then you will see me run off into the far far distance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 25, 2004 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'd probably just draw the zombies towards you and then run off as they eat your yellow-bellied ass.During a zombie crisis I'd be a mega-heel.Oh well in that case i'll plant some zombie food on you then you will see me run off into the far far distance Plant some zombie food on me?!I am zombie food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defikon Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I think the real question we need to be asking is how are we gonna tell the difference zombies and the eldery? There ugly, slow moving, brainless creatures... and I won't even begin to describe the zombies.*WORST JOKE OF THE WEEK* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lava_boy Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'd probably phone a couple mates, get them to come around with a load of food and some good DVD's (Godfather trilogy, The Goonies, Battle Royale etc. you know the ones) and then just stay in my room till it all blows over. I suppose if we got a little bored we could go out and kill some zombies but it's not necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OI OI SAVELOY Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 No point trying to kill the zombies, i would just stack up on all the food and water i have, again i would probably get my dads car keys, just incase and destroying the stairs sounds like a good idea!I have my comp, Tv and DVD and PS2 all upstairs so i wouldnt get bored often.If worse comes to worst i would get into my loft and take the ladder up with my, try getting up there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted May 25, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 If i had all the weapons, id go out and kill them, metal gear solid style.if i ran out of ammo, and was generally fuckd, id act like a zombie.After careful studying of the original dawn of the dead ive come to the conclusion that if you act like a zombie, the worst theyll do is sniff your crotch. So you can just walk off and come back with more guns! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Gothic Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defikon Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I have my comp, Tv and DVD and PS2 all upstairs so i wouldnt get bored often. Not much use without electricity matey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted May 25, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'm all for the mall Idea. IF there was both gun & furniture stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted May 25, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret why woolworths when it can be a sex shop?duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scott Hall's Therapist Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 (edited) I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret why woolworths when it can be a sex shop?duh. Cos Rob is sad and enjoys working at Woolies, whereas I fucking hate it.Rob also wouldn't get any action if it was a sex shop. Why would an attractive female choose Rob's 2 inch manhood when she could use one of the sex toys? The sex toys also talk more sense than Rob.In a real life Zombie crisis I'd throw Jenna at the zombies and while she asks if the zombies have sexual attractions to anyone who isn't a zombie I'd flee. Edited May 25, 2004 by Scott Hall's Therapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Gothic Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret why woolworths when it can be a sex shop?duh. because i dont have keys to a sex shop ...and most woolies have 2 floors, the doors leading to the store room (my base of operations) are 4 inches thick and double locked in most casesPlus you have at least 6 months of confectionry in the storeroom, drinks in bottles~ and weapons in DIY (saws and such) plus kitchen knifesIts no gun shop ill grant you but in the UK its the nearest your get to one :(Im giving out too many secrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted May 25, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2004 I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret why woolworths when it can be a sex shop?duh. Cos Rob is said and enjoys working at Woolies, whereas I fucking hate it.Rob also wouldn't get any action if it was a sex shop. Why would an attractive female choose Rob's 2 inch manhood when she could use one of the sex toys. The sex toys also talk more sense than Rob.In a real life Zombie crisis I'd throw Jenna at the zombies and while she asks if the zombies have sexual attractions to anyone who isn't a zombie I'd flee. fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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