Monsters Inc Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 And zombies don't starve. None of their major organs except the brain works. The eat, but the food they eat doesn't actually go into their system, they eat purely by instinct...eg. if you blew a whole through a zombies stomach so that he had no stomach left he would continue to eat, because the brain tells the zombie to eat and if the zombie isn't even digesting it then it wouldn't starve.That is some repugnant shit. How about you explain why instead of just saying one thing and making yourself look like a cock. I think she was just quoting Pulp Fiction. Oh, I thought she was just saying I was talking shit. And I got pissed off because this thread is just a bit of fun and I didn't want it to be ended by some flame war crap.Pulp Fiction and Shaft :thumbsup:Don't call me a cock if you don't want a flame war. If I thought you were talking shit I'd say so. I just thought the comment was kinda gross so I said so. OK, happy people, proceed onwards with the undead survival conversation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Ok, a few quesitons.I had a dream last night, and I was doing pretty well against the zombies. Despite the fact I knew it was a dream, I also said to my sister "don't worry if they eat you, its just my dream", but regardless, my questions.Would there be animals? My old dog was a zombie, and a Gorilla was at my front door, also a zombieHow would I demolish my staircase? I didn't get to that part cos I woke up from the phone ringing How easy are zombies to decapitate? Alot of them got their heads/arms trapped off when I slammed a door in their faces, and I managed to close it despite about 4/5 pushing the door. (I know it's a dream. so things would of been right, I mean, my Dad was trying to fail me for my 'GCSE miniture train driving )Could they brake stuff like glass? and would they know how to turn a door handle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishDave Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Zombie crisis ey..... well, I would round up the survivors, find some planes, and fly away. If that didn'twork, find some plane's and some nukes, and nuke the bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Gothic Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Ok, a few quesitons.I had a dream last night, and I was doing pretty well against the zombies. Despite the fact I knew it was a dream, I also said to my sister "don't worry if they eat you, its just my dream", but regardless, my questions.Would there be animals? My old dog was a zombie, and a Gorilla was at my front door, also a zombieHow would I demolish my staircase? I didn't get to that part cos I woke up from the phone ringing How easy are zombies to decapitate? Alot of them got their heads/arms trapped off when I slammed a door in their faces, and I managed to close it despite about 4/5 pushing the door. (I know it's a dream. so things would of been right, I mean, my Dad was trying to fail me for my 'GCSE miniture train driving )Could they brake stuff like glass? and would they know how to turn a door handle? they have basic motor skills, they swing their arms and claw at things and pushthats pretty much how they break windows/doors/secret boarded up mall entrances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted June 2, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted June 2, 2004 the have also been known to chew on door knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted June 2, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted June 2, 2004 the have also been known to chew on door knobs. Unless the zombie in question was Richard Kiel I'd imagine by the time it got through the people on the other end would have got out of the window. Or read War and Peace. Or finished MOH Frontline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 the have also been known to chew on door knobs. What kind of instinct is that to go for a knob?I know the Zombie Lloyd Groseman would go through the keyhole though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted June 5, 2004 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2004 Zombie crisis ey..... well, I would round up the survivors, find some planes, and fly away. If that didn'twork, find some plane's and some nukes, and nuke the bastards. That's a GREAT idea!Oh wait, no it isn't. Rounding up survivors would be a huge unnessecary risk, how often do you just "find" a plane, do you even know how to fly a plane, finding nukes(are you an eijit?) is ridiculous and you wouldn't even know what to do with them if you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShepjaV1 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 One: Board up my home, or whatever building im in using strong woods, not flimbsy stuff like that cuboard in Night of Living Dead remake.Two: Arm myself with swinging objects like fire pokers, 2x4's, bats, weight bars, etc, or guns if avaliable. Power tools is a must, chainsaws for example, any sharpe objects, and samurai sword would be perfect.Three: Ration my food, and supplies, and get plenty of pornography, and relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rage against the wwe Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 I would need two Samurai swords,some uzi's & a shotgun with shit load's of ammo Samurai sword's are probably a good choice as it can slice thru bone thus meaning you could cut off a zombie's head pretty easily Whats the point in boarding up yourself in your house if their was zombie's goin about, I mean the zombie's would just break their way thru the board's anyway & you'd be like " shit" . This may sound crazy, But I would keep on moving & just keep on killing them as I move....... & then I would go all Kiriyama on them The only thing is I wouldnt be able to get out of Britain if their was zombie's goin about, cos I cant swim to save my life. So I guess that would mean I would get eat by them eventually RATWWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Shoes Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Really cool topic by the way.Couldn't you just live at sea?? I know it would be cold as fuck, but i'm sure Zombies can't swim, right? Plus all this talk aboot knives, wouldn't they suck if you were attacking a group of Zombies?? You'd have to stab and then pull it back out, which would be a huge delay! I'd just grab my Baseball bat and run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 5, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2004 Samurai sword's are probably a good choice as it can slice thru bone thus meaning you could cut off a zombie's head pretty easily As sharp as they are, cutting through bone isn't as easy as you're making out. They ain't light-sabres, they will go blunt. That's why samurai are taught to block with the side of the blade, not the cutting edge. You'd be just as well off with a sturdy battle axe type affair that hacks rather than slices, or a mace/morning star to crush the head.A Kwan-doe ("General Kwan's Sword", a staff with a wave shaped blade on one end and a spear point on the other) would probably be quite effective until they got too close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted June 5, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2004 Couldn't you just live at sea?? I know it would be cold as fuck, but i'm sure Zombies can't swim, right? they probably won't swim, but they *could* walk along the sea floor a la Pirates Of The Caribbean. Fine as long as you live alongside a cliff face, but if you're near the beach you'll be in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 5, 2004 Paid Members Share Posted June 5, 2004 Couldn't you just live at sea?? I know it would be cold as fuck, but i'm sure Zombies can't swim, right? they probably won't swim, but they *could* walk along the sea floor a la Pirates Of The Caribbean. Fine as long as you live alongside a cliff face, but if you're near the beach you'll be in trouble. Zombies can walk underwater and kick the shit out of sharks. It's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rage against the wwe Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Samurai sword's are probably a good choice as it can slice thru bone thus meaning you could cut off a zombie's head pretty easily As sharp as they are, cutting through bone isn't as easy as you're making out. They ain't light-sabres, they will go blunt. That's why samurai are taught to block with the side of the blade, not the cutting edge. You'd be just as well off with a sturdy battle axe type affair that hacks rather than slices, or a mace/morning star to crush the head.A Kwan-doe ("General Kwan's Sword", a staff with a wave shaped blade on one end and a spear point on the other) would probably be quite effective until they got too close. Great, now I would have been eaten by the zombie's cause my samurai sword's would have gone blunt on me. I guess I kind of forgot that they will go blunt. damn Right, if a zombie invasion ( & not the WCW/ECW invasion that is slight dig at WWE's booking back then) was to ever happen I will equip myself with a sturdy axe & a Kwan-Doe type samurai sword & just pray to god it'll work......... I hope RATWWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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