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In PeaceKeepers story some guy kicks in a windshield With one Kick!! If this guys has that much Power to kick in a windscreen then he should be able to knock you on your ass!....Not meant to diss you but I mean Come on! Now I am all for alittle BS when it comes to these stories but you say He shattered my wind screen then he hit you 15-20 times and you did not go Down.....That is Alittle to much BS to handle!-Tim Strange

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Now I am all for alittle BS when it comes to these stories but you say He shattered my wind screen then he hit you 15-20 times and you did not go Down.....That is Alittle to much BS to handle!

Of course, the next part, when he caught said windscreen breaker with a sweet chin music was just so utterly believableIm surprised his attacker never noticed him tuning the fan. :D
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Didn't the said WindScreen Breaker See JR and Jerry Lawler Commentating from behind a bush...and which sleeper did you use to choke him out....Million Dollar Dream, Dragon Sleeper?

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After no selling a few punches, why didnt he hulk up, hit him with 3 right hands, a big boot and a legdrop....the fight would have been over so much quicker, and would have saved him some of the pain.

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There is 1 man who can back up this whole story! I will get him to do that when he is back from work!Also, if you would like to me try to find the police statement detailing what i did, then i can do that!azzbybaby_4743071.jpgThe guy who did the damage, not exactly a big guy! Edited by Peacekeeper
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Or If He Ran Around Shaking Bushes as the guy stood there in fear only to be gorilla pressed and splashed....to pick up the easy victory.Does using Wrestling moves in a Real Fight Constitute BackYard Wrestling?

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BEWARE OF THIS MAN!

 

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He Can Kick WindScreens in with a Single kick, he is vicious ruthless and determined to do harm!....

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Also, if you would like to me try to find the police statement detailing what i did, then i can do that!

I can just see the police statement:"The attacker was apprehended by being knocked unconscious by a "sweet chin music" and immediatly afterwords the victim of the attack was witnessed crouching down and flexing his muscles, as fireworks shot into the sky from a neighbours garden"
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I had a woman-hitting-you problem a couple of weeks ago. I just picked her up in a fireman's lift and span her round for a bit, then put her down gently. She stopped, and apologised. It was apparently a bad week.I've been in another fight. Big guy at my school started pushing me into the wall over and over. Then he decided to run at me Ho-train style. I moved. The clampit was hardly hurt, and started choking me from behind, so i dropped and effectively gave him a jaw-breaker. When i got up he started puching me, so I started kicking his knees. When he dropped I gave him a straight kick to the face. That was that. I still keep my distance. We reckon he eats small children for breakfast.

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Once, some dude hit me, I hit hit, to the ground and then put him in the walls of Jericho, he did not hit me again.  Wrecked his legs, he could not walk for a week.

Surely that would've been a perfect time to go for the dreaded Garvin Stomp? Edited by Gossy
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Also, if you would like to me try to find the police statement detailing what i did, then i can do that!

I can just see the police statement:"The attacker was apprehended by being knocked unconscious by a "sweet chin music" and immediatly afterwords the victim of the attack was witnessed crouching down and flexing his muscles, as fireworks shot into the sky from a neighbours garden"
Sorry, but even that made me laugh!actually, in my statement, they had to put that i am a trained professional wrestler, and when asked what kind of kick i had done i did actually say "well, they call it Sweet Chin Music or a Superkick", but the woman just put down somthing gay like "hard kick to the face area"
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Guest TimStrange

Thats may what He looks like Normal but what happends when you make him Mad......Is his name Bruce Banner by chance?

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