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Do you wipe your knob after a wee?


Do you wipe your knob after a wee?  

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Because threads about toilet habits on UKFF always reveal normal behaviour.

Inspired by this, and the frankly endlessly hilarious replies.

My favourite reply:-

 

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29 minutes ago, hallicks said:

Men’s public toilets aren’t really set up for knob-wiping, are they? You’re not popping into the stall for any reason other than a dire emergency. 

And you're not going to be wanting to dab your todger on the paper in the bogs in Crawley bus station.

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I love the UKFF for how much it can get you in trouble, I've just been screen sharing on a meeting and didn't realise one of the tabs was showing as below. God knows what people think the tab is about....

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22 minutes ago, gmoney said:

You have a shake for a reason. 

Ah sometimes shakes just don't do it and you can be there for quite a bit. I suppose my answer is sometimes really. It all depends on location and company.

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8 minutes ago, Nick James said:

I love the UKFF for how much it can get you in trouble, I've just been screen sharing on a meeting and didn't realise one of the tabs was showing as below. God knows what people think the tab is about....

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Oh mate. The fact that you can't read beyond the 'w' makes it even funnier. Plus that icon makes it look like you're on a flag shagger Brexit page. Hahaha 

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Firstly, this thread is hilarious. Secondly, as a youngster I found no need to bother, but as I shuffle towards middle age, the shake and wipe is an ever more frustrating necessity in my life. For those cretins who give their old boy a full hand shandy at urinals - have you no shame?

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