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Devon Malcolm
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Putting food on the tray to put in the oven, putting the timer on, sitting down, going to give it a turn when the timer goes off, finding I haven't put it in the fucking oven in the first place.

Most of mine are oven related, it seems.

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7 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Putting food on the tray to put in the oven, putting the timer on, sitting down, going to give it a turn when the timer goes off, finding I haven't put it in the fucking oven in the first place.

Most of mine are oven related, it seems.

Yeah this. More a MH flare up leading to me just becoming confused by an oven I've used for three years. Broadly fine. 

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3 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Putting food on the tray to put in the oven, putting the timer on, sitting down, going to give it a turn when the timer goes off, finding I haven't put it in the fucking oven in the first place.

Most of mine are oven related, it seems.

This never happens. You need outside assistance. Setting the timer is the bottom of everybody's list in this situation.

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We ordered food on Wednesday night. The place we ordered from do the most delicious garlic chilli mushrooms which are as hot as the sun but honestly taste amazing.  They always give me indigestion but I order them anyway like an idiot. I asked for them to be slightly less spicy (they weren't really) and woke up yesterday morning with really bad indigestion. Ate lots of indigestion tablets and was fine by lunchtime. For some reason I decided I would be fine to have the left overs last night, guess who has a bad stomach again this morning?

And I know I will order them again....

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16 minutes ago, deathrey said:

We ordered food on Wednesday night. The place we ordered from do the most delicious garlic chilli mushrooms which are as hot as the sun but honestly taste amazing.  They always give me indigestion but I order them anyway like an idiot. I asked for them to be slightly less spicy (they weren't really) and woke up yesterday morning with really bad indigestion. Ate lots of indigestion tablets and was fine by lunchtime. For some reason I decided I would be fine to have the left overs last night, guess who has a bad stomach again this morning?

And I know I will order them again....

Reminds me of a guy I went to Uni with, he had a shellfish allergy but he would pop a couple of antihistamines and eat prawns anyway because he loved them so much, apparently. One time his lips got so swollen that if he kissed a window, you’d still be trying to peel him off.
That was just the tip of the iceberg with that guy. He was a loaded but unbelievably grounded Emirati National, total nutter but a top dude. 

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18 minutes ago, deathrey said:

We ordered food on Wednesday night. The place we ordered from do the most delicious garlic chilli mushrooms which are as hot as the sun but honestly taste amazing.  They always give me indigestion but I order them anyway like an idiot. I asked for them to be slightly less spicy (they weren't really) and woke up yesterday morning with really bad indigestion. Ate lots of indigestion tablets and was fine by lunchtime. For some reason I decided I would be fine to have the left overs last night, guess who has a bad stomach again this morning?

And I know I will order them again....

I bought this spicy, and I mean SPICY, ramen noodle soup thing that I had the other day. It was genuinely hurting me as I ate it, and it was way too hot (heat wise) as well and I didn't even wait for it to cool down, I ate it all red hot in about 3 minutes. It was like self-flaggelation, and I then suffered all night.

Bought 3 more packets yesterday.

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Glad I'm not the only one @SuperBacon

 

1 hour ago, stumobir said:

Reminds me of a guy I went to Uni with, he had a shellfish allergy but he would pop a couple of antihistamines and eat prawns anyway because he loved them so much, apparently. One time his lips got so swollen that if he kissed a window, you’d still be trying to peel him off.
That was just the tip of the iceberg with that guy. He was a loaded but unbelievably grounded Emirati National, total nutter but a top dude. 

My cousin used to do something similar, but she had a nut allergy and would get the EpiPen ready and eat Ferrero Rocher. It backfired for her though as the allergy just got worse and worse and she now has an allergy that so sensitive even airborne particles set her off.

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33 minutes ago, deathrey said:

Glad I'm not the only one @SuperBacon

 

My cousin used to do something similar, but she had a but allergy and would get the EpiPen ready and eat Ferrero Rocher. It backfired for her though as the allergy just got worse and worse and she now has an allergy that so sensitive even airborne particles set her off.

I mean that typo really makes it. Nowt worse than airborne but particles.

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