Keith Houchen Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 23 hours ago, King Pitcos said: Ohhhhhhhhhhh, UKFF! Just checking in to express my enjoyment of Big E winning the big belt. He got removed from next week’s UK shows a few weeks back and, as he was one of the main acts I was looking forward to seeing, I was a bit miffed/confused at the time as to why he was taken off the tour. Watching Raw this week answered why! Great to see him on top of the mountain. I love New Day so much. Because it’s the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 28, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:  I also remember a holiday in 1989 where my Mum and Dad were unable to coexist but still took us away. One night we were just messing around in the hotel boozer and the folks had a big barney. Instead of cooling down and having a conversation like adults, my old man decided to wind Mum up by volunteering for a plate dance on stage. You know the script; suggestive music whilst naked blokes move plates around to cover their arse, knob and bollocks. My Mum was fuming but, again, rather than handle it like a grown-up, she then signed up to do the female version. You’ve never known confusion like a ten-year old seeing his Mum move plates around to cover her bush in 90 degree heat whilst your ice cream melts. They divorced the next year.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted November 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted November 1, 2021 7 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: If this had happened in Germany he'd be in the Krankenhausen. I laughed far too much at this but it's gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 27 minutes ago, Merzbow said: Marvel isn't a chippy tea, it's Soylent Green. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 17 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: My brother and his mates had their musical awakening around the time of Britpop. They hated Northern Uproar and when they did a signing at the Cov HMV, they heckled them. When NU were leaving, one of my brothers mates went into his shopping bag and started lobbing eggs at them for some reason, then decked the guitarist. I wasn’t sure why they hated them so much and thought they were out of order. Then when I heard Northern Uproar, I understood.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted December 14, 2021 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted December 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, Carbomb said: If you're a genetic freak like me, and not normal, Covid only has a 25% chance of beating you. But if you add a vaccine to the mix, the chances go down even further. And with a third jab, the virus has a 33 and a third percent chance of winning. But the virus knows it can't beat me and isn't even going to try, so that gives me a 66 and two-thirds chance. So take its 33.33% chance minus my 25% if it was just any human's immune system, and it's got an 8.3% chance of beating me if it infects me. But then take my 75% chance (if it goes up against MY immune system) and add 66 and two-thirds percent, then I have a 141 and two-thirds percent of kicking its arse if it tries to infect me. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Covid! Carbombzilla vs Covid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted December 14, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2021 Don’t sleep on Listers post above that prompted it, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffbag Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 and from the same thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2022 In lieu of the new thread starting, this is perfect. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 44 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Â Dan has driven mini diggers since he left school 15 years ago. He lives with his 6 German Shepherds. Â I cant stop laughing at this bit for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:  UKFF-MP4 Low Bit Rate.mp4Unavailable  My god. Just incredible work @Fatty Facesitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 24, 2022 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2022 Seconded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 And another bazillion votes here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted January 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2022 We will all remember where we were the first time we saw that. Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FailedPromoter Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 2 hours ago, waters44 said: We will all remember where we were the first time we saw that. Amazing! Aye, on the shitter (in the correct position, not the Justice Supreme) and having to explain to Mrs. FP why I was in fits of laughter whilst seemingly just curling one out. Outstanding work and it locks up post of the year immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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