dopper 487 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Tim: "What are you doing in Sheffield?" Mike: "I fell asleep on the Tube" Tim: "The Tube doesn't go to Sheffield" Mike: "Yeah I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Awards Moderator Onyx2 5,144 Posted January 13 Awards Moderator Report Share Posted January 13 On 1/12/2021 at 10:56 AM, Chris B said: The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you can't watch, it's here: Reveal hidden contents Frasier: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A. Woody: Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds. If you want to start on Frasier you'll never end, it's packed with one-liners and put-downs. e.g. Frasier: "How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what we want!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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TheBurningRed 589 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 “I’ve talked to actual SAS people. They’ve told me what it stands for” ”What’s it stand for then?” ”Super Army Soldiers” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members air_raid 3,554 Posted January 13 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted January 13 46 minutes ago, dopper said: Tim: "What are you doing in Sheffield?" Mike: "I fell asleep on the Tube" Tim: "The Tube doesn't go to Sheffield" Mike: "Yeah I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross" One of the great under appreciated shows of our time. I know loads of people that didn’t see it but was lent a DVD five years later and loved it. Spaced, for the uninitiated. Before Pegg disappeared up his own arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Carbomb 5,503 Posted January 13 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) 48 minutes ago, air_raid said: One of the great under appreciated shows of our time. I know loads of people that didn’t see it but was lent a DVD five years later and loved it. Spaced, for the uninitiated. Before Pegg disappeared up his own arse. This is the bit in Spaced that just gets me every time: Edited January 13 by Carbomb Put in a better link. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,066 Posted January 13 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 13 Toast of London being told he's doing a voiceover for Sat Nav for the elderly; Toast: Sat Nav? Is that the client's name? That sounds Indian, so I'm guessing that's you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Your Fight Site 1,063 Posted January 14 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 14 “So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon, to operate on a friend of a friend of yours, disfigure her, and turn her into a Bruce Forsyth lookalike, just to piss you off?” ”YEP.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 3,087 Posted January 14 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, Your Fight Site said: “So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon, to operate on a friend of a friend of yours, disfigure her, and turn her into a Bruce Forsyth lookalike, just to piss you off?” ”YEP.” I won't lie, that episode still creeps me out to this day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keith Houchen 17,696 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Some of us are so old that we are behind Vince McMahon when it comes to having a finger on the pulse of pop culture. Any chance of adding where these quotes are from? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members scratchdj 2,559 Posted January 14 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 14 (edited) From The Day Today: Chris: How did he say it?Peter: "I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it."Chris: In German, how did he say it?Peter: Ich... nichten lichten... Edited January 14 by scratchdj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members jazzygeofferz 2,359 Posted January 14 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 14 On 1/13/2021 at 11:35 AM, Onyx2 said: If you want to start on Frasier you'll never end, it's packed with one-liners and put-downs. e.g. It'd likely be the same for Seinfeld, also Police Squad, the Naked Gun and Airplane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJM 41 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 More Alan Partridge (you could pretty much fill this topic with clips involving Alan Partridge): No matter how many times I watch both series of I'm Alan Partridge, they still makes me laugh (anything involving the character is great really). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Paid Members FelatioLips 2,403 Posted January 15 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 15 Pardon the daft titles, but these always gets a big laugh out of ,me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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