TheBurningRed 593 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 “This is a rock concert. Not the bleedin... splish splash show” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WyattSheepMask 3,629 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 “NOOOOOOOO!” ”Well, despite Bart’s objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free, democratic elections” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members LaGoosh 2,378 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 "She lived her life like a candle in the wind...unreliable." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Justice 838 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I need to know, otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 14,268 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gmoney 4,484 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Alan Partridge: I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No? He’s gone. That’s a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cobra_gordo 1,038 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 (edited) Narrator: I'll get these no good Indians as sure as my favourite book is Homer's voice: Magazine! Edited January 12 by cobra_gordo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Tommy! 3,477 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 9 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line That was a running gag in one of the 2 series wasn't it, "it's my arse on the line and I don't want a cock up", "your cock up, my arse" and "it's my arse and if you stuff it I'm going to be left very red faced" that I can remember.  Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chris B 4,526 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you can't watch, it's here: Â Spoiler Frasier:Â Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A. Woody:Â Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dopper 487 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Mac helping Charlie hang a Christmas decoration... Â Mac: "A little more to the left" Charlie: "Your left or my left?"Â Mac: "Your left and my left are the same because we're facing the same direction" Charlie: "But we're two different people. We can't have the same left, that doesn't make any sense" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 14,268 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 God bless Philip Baker Hall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members FelatioLips 2,413 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 Niles in Frasier - Just a little hot...and foamy. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Scott Malbranque 2,076 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 (edited) Partridge : “It’s Alice Clunt!” Alice : "It’s Alice Fluck" Partridge : "Right...I see what I've done there" Also: Burke in Aliens "Why don't we build a fire, sing a couple of songs, why don't we try that?" Also, also:  Edited January 12 by Scott Malbranque Picked up a Penguin, evidently. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members air_raid 3,554 Posted January 12 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, Chris B said: The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you can't watch, it's here: Â Â Hide contents Frasier:Â Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A. Woody:Â Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds. Â Stunning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members stumobir 649 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 Today, we’ll be asking which is the worst monger, iron, fish, rumour.... or war. - Alan Partridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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