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The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you

Who are you and how did you get in here? I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.    Police Squad. 

Alan Partridge: I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

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Alan Partridge: I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No? He’s gone. That’s a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there.

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9 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line

That was a running gag in one of the 2 series wasn't it, "it's my arse on the line and I don't want a cock up", "your cock up, my arse" and "it's my arse and if you stuff it I'm going to be left very red faced" that I can remember. 

 

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The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal.

If you can't watch, it's here:

 

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Frasier: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A.

Woody: Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds.

 

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Mac helping Charlie hang a Christmas decoration...

 

Mac: "A little more to the left"

Charlie: "Your left or my left?" 

Mac: "Your left and my left are the same because we're facing the same direction"

Charlie: "But we're two different people. We can't have the same left, that doesn't make any sense"

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Partridge : “It’s Alice Clunt!”
Alice : "It’s Alice Fluck"
Partridge : "Right...I see what I've done there"

Also:
Burke in Aliens "Why don't we build a fire, sing a couple of songs, why don't we try that?"

Also, also:

 

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2 hours ago, Chris B said:

The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal.

If you can't watch, it's here:

 

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Frasier: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A.

Woody: Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds.

 

Stunning.

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