Paid Members LaGoosh 2,349 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 Another Sopranos one: "I loved him like a brother-in-law." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Nick James 644 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 My legs have gone, man! I'm a jelly, I'm paralyzed, feels fucking brilliant! - Super Hans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Paid Members Carbomb 5,497 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 From Sex Education: Goff: Your Mum's cool. Otis: Yeah. Goff: Then why are you so shit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Shy Dad 1,207 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 (edited) "Thank you, Carlene, your entire life is garbage" Rosa Diaz, being my ringtone since 2014. Edited January 11 by Shy Dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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RIDDUM_N_STYLE 380 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Oh ho ho Lisa, vampires aren't real, they're make believe like elves, gremlins and eskimos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DCW 467 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 From Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle: Alan's interviewing some lad who scavenges from bins and skips, and is quite impressed that he has a nice kitchen Lad: "My wife's a lecturer" Alan: "Aren't they all" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chris B 4,441 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 "So this place is some kind of rehab cum spa?" "Rehab, yes. We had to shut down the cum spa. Clogged plug holes, unwanted pregnancies, that sort of thing." (A Touch of Cloth) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chris B 4,441 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 (edited) Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! Edited January 12 by Chris B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Monkee 1,053 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 > He was deranged, he was... lunatic. He didn't seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public. > Why would he want to kill you in public? > I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,631 Posted January 12 Moderators Report Share Posted January 12 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Chris B said: Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! You've reminded me of this classic that occasionally just pops in to my head and makes me laugh - Edit: oh. That's annoying. It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line. Edited January 12 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Danny Franchetti’s Jazzbox 17 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 ‘Jeremy's in a cult. Jeremy in a cult. It does have a certain ring to it.’ I’m not sure if it’s me trying to be clever but I hear this as a double meaning that he’s calling Jeremy the c word. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Carbomb 5,497 Posted January 12 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: Didn't have to watch to know which line. It was beautiful, had me laughing out loud the first time I heard it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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