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Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted August 5, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) "Pull it back!" yelled Nicky Barmby, advancing into the six yard box. From his position between the sticks, Dave Beasant saw what was happening just before he smelled it. Samways' white shorts dropped past his shinpads, down to his boots. "God help us," thought Barmby, knowing he too late to stop it; "the bloody fool thought I meant his foreskin..." Vinny Samways peeled it all the way back, revealing a purple bell that hadn't seen a flannel since the eighties. Within seconds, the acrid stench begun overpowering the players, who started dropping like flies, convulsing and foaming at the mouth. At the far end, Erik Thorstvedt - outside of breathing a fatal dose, but still within smelling range - wafted away the air with his big goalie gloves. "Fuck me," he said, "that's one stinky dick!" The referee put the whistle in his mouth in a desperate attempt to stop the chaos, but in doing so, inhaled a lungful of Vinny Samways' whiffy winkle, and dropped dead where he stood. Edited August 5, 2020 by Astro Hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperBacon Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said: "Pull it back!" yelled Nicky Barmby, advancing into the six yard box. From his position between the sticks, Dave Beasant saw what was happening just before he smelled it. Samways' white shorts dropped past his shinpads, down to his boots. "God help us," thought Barmby, knowing he too late to stop it; "the bloody fool thought I meant his foreskin..." Vinny Samways peeled it all the way back, revealing a purple bell that hadn't seen a flannel since the eighties. Within seconds, the acrid stench begun overpowering the players, who started dropping like flies, convulsing and foaming at the mouth. At the far end, Erik Thorstvedt - outside of breathing a fatal dose, but still within smelling range - wafted away the air with his big goalie gloves. "Fuck me," he said, "that's one stinky dick!" The referee put the whistle in his mouth in a desperate attempt to stop the chaos, but in doing so, inhaled a lungful of Vinny Samways' whiffy winkle, and dropped dead where he stood. Peter Shreeves and Stuart Nethercott's faces confirm the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted August 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) The last time Everton won something was 1995. Vinny Samways scored the winner in a 1-0 defeat of Blackburn Rovers. He scored the winner mind you? Where was he during the celebrations and the team photo that would no doubt be on his wall to this day? Getting interviewed way back in the distance there. Number 16, Samways. They could have fucking waited for him, no? Of course not. His nob stank so bad, even Neville Southall wouldnt give his twitter password to it to plead its case. Edited August 5, 2020 by IANdrewDiceClay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: The last time Everton won something was 1995. Vinny Samways scored the winner in a 1-0 defeat of Blackburn Rovers. He scored the winner mind you? Where was he during the celebrations and the team photo that would no doubt be on his wall to this day? Getting interviewed way back in the distance there. Number 16, Samways. They could have fucking waited for him, no? Of course not. His nob stank so bad, even Neville Southall wouldnt give his twitter password to it to plead its case. THAT KIT!!!!! A beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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