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WWE "I havent got aids - I'm Covid positive"

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1 hour ago, mim731 said:

I see Adam Pearce has mentioned having it in Twitter, is he still with WWE?

Yeah, he even bizarrely served as an on-screen authority figure a few weeks ago on Smackdown. I say "bizarrely" because WWE had never referred to him at all prior to the segments, he was just another suit that occasionally ran out to break up brawls or whatever.

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2 hours ago, DCW said:

I'd imagine Vince himself would be in serious bother if he catches Covid. He's looked fairly frail in any appearances I've seen him make recently, plus all the roids and hormones he pumps into himself (and has done for decades) can't be great for the body.

He's only a couple of months off being 75.

For all the jokes and stories of no sleep marathons and stifling a sneeze so hard he gives him self an aneurysm he is now in the old and vulnerable category for diseases like this. Being a mad bastard I can't see him being too cautious though. 

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Thank God Roman had his priorities straight and had the balls to tell Vince he was staying home. Just imagine the uproar had he caught it after everything he's been through!

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If Vince has it, he'll just walk into work no selling it because he's hard. And by "hard" I mean "a thick cunt."

Edited by IANdrewDiceClay

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In an abhorrent turn of events, the Raw roster tests came back, and WWE didnt like them, so they are retesting the roster hoping for a better outcome. 

So in theory somebody can test positive, then test negative the second time (which is possible since the test isn't perfect), and they are going to put them in the ring.

What a clown show this promotion is.

EDIT - According to Bryan Alvarez.

Edited by Liam O'Rourke

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Would anyone even be surprised if Vince McMahon’s eventual death came about because he tried to no-sell a pandemic, to the point of pretending he hadn’t contracted it when he had? I wouldn’t expect anything less than him popping his clogs in Gorilla, arguing he’s absolutely fine, pal.

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"I'm fine, dammit."

Yeah, they're fucked. 

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19 minutes ago, Liam O'Rourke said:

In an abhorrent turn of events, the Raw roster tests came back, and WWE didnt like them, so they are retesting the roster hoping for a better outcome.

Vince’s buddy Trump won’t like that… More tests makes the numbers look bad!

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