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2 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Me and @King Pitcos did graciously offer to come over and help with your flirting!

Bloody hell, Rain Man! I’ll track her down and see if she’ll get the shears out to sort my mop.

My hairline is an aggressive cul-de-sac and still three weeks away from finding out about Coronavirus, but I reckon I can coax her into doing something with it if I can get the restraining order lifted.

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45 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Me and @King Pitcos did graciously offer to come over and help with your flirting!

I reckon Pitcos screaming at her that she's not his real dad would've sealed the deal.

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On 5/18/2020 at 11:50 PM, DCW said:

Besides that I've been watching crap old TV on Youtube (latest find is a 90's BBC docuseries called X Cars about undercover police in Manchester who drive hot hatchbacks and have Max Power posters up all over the station)

This is TV gold, the pre-cursor to all those generic cop shows you get on Channel 5 now. So unintentionally funny, John Nettle's dry as a desert narrating helps as well.

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3 hours ago, Ralphy said:

Ah i do love me a KKC, the regular ones are my favorite, i know those ones are 20g of sugar each, so if i had 72 of them it would be 1440g of sugar! 

 

Can someone tell me the warning signs of diabetes? 😧

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3 hours ago, Ralphy said:

Ah i do love me a KKC, the regular ones are my favorite, i know those ones are 20g of sugar each, so if i had 72 of them it would be 1440g of sugar! 

 

😧 Double post... I like KitKats.

Edited by Weezenal

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3 hours ago, PunkStep said:

I reckon Pitcos screaming at her that she's not his real dad would've sealed the deal.

I COULD HAVE CUT HIS HAIR BETTER THAN SHE EVER DID, HOW THE FUCK HAS SHE BEEN A HAIRDRESSER FOR YEARS WHEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CUT HAIR, I LIKE REAL HAIRCUTS NOT THIS 'FOLLICLE-SHEARING' BULLSHIT

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On 5/18/2020 at 11:50 PM, DCW said:

(latest find is a 90's BBC docuseries called X Cars about undercover police in Manchester who drive hot hatchbacks and have Max Power posters up all over the station)

I could be misremembering here, but if there is an episode where they discover something exceedingly dodgy (gun running?) going on using a bike shop in Moss Side as a front, my brother lived 3 doors down at the time and used the bike shop regularly.

That definitely pitched up on some cop show, pretty sure it was this one.

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I'm considering watching all six Sniper films in one day.

EDIT - Oh fuck, apparently they made eight.

Edited by Devon Malcolm

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There’s one where he gets a black sidekick, and they go to Bosnia or somewhere sensitive like that, and the sidekick starts conversing with the locals in their own language.

 Except he’s clearly speaking gobbledygook and they are replying in Serbian.  I’ve reckon the actor wasn’t able to learn his lines in a foreign language and just winged it.

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I've only seen the first one and it wasn't great but I'm hoping for a mid-series upturn where they do one in space or something.

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I may have hit lockdown rock bottom.  I ordered a box of scented candles and an electric candle taser to light them with.

At least I managed to control myself enough to order a sample sized amount rather than the jumbo box of £20 a pop candles (this time).  Yankee Candle are going to have taken a bat to my kneecaps by the end of June.

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I'm not really ashamed about it, but it was a bit dickish.

 

I was asked to do the zoom quiz for a few friends this week. I made the questions quite hard, but the answers were all in alphabetical order. I didnt tell them until the end, so I could watch them panic and start changing their answers.

I also had a True or False round where all the answers were true. 

Then a numbers section where the answers in order were 1, 22, 333.

 

 

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I ran a quiz where I called the round where every answer was a number or to do with one "Number Wang" knowing a few friends were massive Mitchell and Webb fans and made every answer the in order numbers from the very first Number Wang sketch. 

One guy had been watching the sketch and twigged after the quiz was over. 

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13 hours ago, Shy Dad said:

I ran a quiz where I called the round where every answer was a number or to do with one "Number Wang" knowing a few friends were massive Mitchell and Webb fans and made every answer the in order numbers from the very first Number Wang sketch. 

One guy had been watching the sketch and twigged after the quiz was over. 

Did you give anyone a bonus point for answering shintysix? 

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