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They should make a British version of the Expendables

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Who we got then?

Babyfaces:

Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden, obviously. Jim McDonald. John Fashanu. Wolf from the Gladiators. Jimmy Nail. DCI Burnside.

Heels:

Dave Courtney. Jez Quigley. Trevor off Eastenders. A robot with Craig Charles laugh.

Anyone else?

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Craig Fairbrass as a baddie, Richard Fairbrass as a goodie. 

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You'd have to get that guy from "Unarmed and Dangerous"..

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Guy without the arms.

Edited by bAzTNM#1

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Chris Tarrant on the heel side holding some of the b-Team babyfaces hostage. 

“You could have this key that gives you your release...Bit we don’t want to give you that!” 

The Fat Controller, also on the heel side, running the illegal transport operation. Lots of potential action sequences here involving exploding trains. 
 

Edited by Fatty Facesitter

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Piers Morgan as the double double agent who flops about from side to side until hopefully getting his cunt kicked in by the babyfaces at the end. 

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Woodyatt, Nail, McFadden, Le Vell, Kemp, Lawson, Blackwood, Wolf off of Gladiators, Burnside.....shit just got real.

Edited by chokeout

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John Sitton on the baddies side, Peter Reid his goodie counterpart. Paul Sykes the final boss (who wins).

Edited by Pinc

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Derek Laud as sequel villain, please. 

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2 hours ago, Pinc said:

John Sitton on the baddies side, Peter Reid his goodie counterpart. Paul Sykes the final boss (who wins).

If definitely needs world's greatest man Paul Sykes.

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