Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) Given the choice, would you rather have this Covid-19 business, where there's a virus in the air and there's thousands of deaths each week and what have you. Or an alternate scenario where there are loads of spiders knocking about. Like the movie Arachnophobia, but they cant kill you. I mean, you can still go outside and go to the town and have a pint, but occassionally they'll all turn up for a laugh. And there's one big fucker in each city who can kill you. but chances are he'll be on the other side of town. Chances are slim he'd turn up to your door. Would you cash in your covid chips for the 8 legged lads or stay as you are? There wont be as many deaths, but realistically, fuck that. You dont want spiders coming through the window while the Chase is on. Edited May 10, 2020 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 Can you ride the spiders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 10, 2020 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, PunkStep said: Can you ride the spiders? Well, you're being unrealistic now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 51 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: I mean, you can still go outside and go to the town and have a pint, but occassionally they'll all turn up for a laugh. New meaning to ‘pub crawl’ there. I think I’ll stay in lockdown.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 I mean, how big is the big fucker? I mean, are we talking would fit in a pint glass, or are we talking Lavalantula size where you could easily see him/her in advance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 Is it like Eight Legged Freaks and we're going to be relying on David Arquette to save us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 8 hours ago, PunkStep said: Can you ride the spiders?  Having grown up in Ireland, this seems like the most British question ever, on multiple levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 Well, Skeletor managed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Chris B said:  Having grown up in Ireland, this seems like the most British question ever, on multiple levels. Tell us about the Spider-Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 hours ago, johnnyboy said: Is that a Battle Armour He-Man? Excuse me. Fresh boxers required. Battle Armour Skeletor as well. Used to have them as a kid. They were ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 10 hours ago, PunkStep said: Well, Skeletor managed it! Â This post has made me inexplicably miss my Zoids collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 11, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Loki said: Â This post has made me inexplicably miss my Zoids collection. Zoids were pretty cool. Then I got Collected Comics Vol 1 to read on the way to France and all of a sudden they became awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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