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Today:

My 3 year old on toilet shouts: “DAAAAAD”

Me downstairs: “YEAHHHH?”

Her: “I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND”

Me: “AWWW THANKS MATE”

Her: “CAN YOU WIPE MY BUUUM? I WANT SOME CRISPS”

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5 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said:

Today:

My 3 year old on toilet shouts: “DAAAAAD”

Me downstairs: “YEAHHHH?”

Her: “I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND”

Me: “AWWW THANKS MATE”

Her: “CAN YOU WIPE MY BUUUM? I WANT SOME CRISPS”

Do you bring the crisps with you or is it a reward post wiping?

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I reheated some Risotto for lunch yesterday that was a made on Saturday night. Since then I've had some amazingly awful stomach cramps and around 9 trips to the bog since. My arsehole is on fire and the last adventure into the toilet resulted in me dabbing wet toilet paper on my throbbing exit hole as a standard wipe was bringing tears to my eyes. We could only get the really terrible thin toilet paper too (Fuck you Covdid 19)

Just had coffee number 1 of the day and I can feel the heat approaching. Its not going to be good. 

 

 

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"I've given myself food poisoning... better have a strong coffee".

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Aye, rice is a bastard for reheating. I've always been fine when I've done it but it has the reputation of being quite likely to poison you if it's already been cooked once.  I'd only chance it the next morning and if it's been kept in the fridge. 

 

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Whenever I'd go to a UK wrestling show my nostrils would always be hit at some point with the smell of an unwiped arse (in addition to hair grease, dead skin and BO). This thread makes it clear why.

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34 minutes ago, neil said:

Whenever I'd go to a UK wrestling show my nostrils would always be hit at some point with the smell of an unwiped arse (in addition to hair grease, dead skin and BO). This thread makes it clear why.

Yup we all love rissoto

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1 hour ago, SpiritOfTheForest said:

Aye, rice is a bastard for reheating. I've always been fine when I've done it but it has the reputation of being quite likely to poison you if it's already been cooked once.  I'd only chance it the next morning and if it's been kept in the fridge. 

 

1) I've been reheating rice over and over my whole life and never had a problem

2) all cooked food should go in the fridge, that should go without saying.

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I reheat almost anything but avoid try to avoid rice*. When you reheat meat and most other foods you're making sure the bacteria has been killed, but rice grows spores which are what make you ill. Might be common knowledge but I thought I'd share. 

*Unless it's from a Chinese takeout in which case it's worth the risk.

 

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 I've reheated plenty of rice in the past and I've always been ok. Never Risotto though. I batch cook a lot so everything goes into tupperware and into the fridge pretty quick.

Stomach pains and ferocious shitting subsided around 2pm. I hope I'm in the clear now. Don't think I can take another round. 

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