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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

You must have tiny, shrivelled balls as otherwise, I quite simply don't believe you.

Whilst I think they are smaller than average, I wouldn't say tiny or shrivelled. But being pretty standard testicles otherwise, they're quite easy to move out of the way to wipe.

Also, why would I lie? 

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The anus has a lip at the front (dunno what the technical term is). If you wipe back to front, you can basically scoop up to it as you wipe.

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Well that was different. Not awful. Felt a bit weird. I did use less paper, but I'll need to test more than once to make sure it wasn't a one off. 

Edited by Steve Justice

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21 minutes ago, Steve Justice said:

I did use less paper, but I'll need to test more than once to make sure it wasn't a one off. 

Best strategy for the minute if that holds.

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I’ve always been a standing wiper since I was a child. Thought it was the norm and sitting was weird. After reading this thread the past couple of days, I decided to sit and wipe after my turn out just now. 
 

Changed the game for me. That’s it. I’m never standing again.

@Steve Justice I’ve unliked a couple of your posts supporting you. I can’t endorse that wiping method anymore. 

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Has anyone else tried to have a shite in peace but ended up on the phone to another UKFFer for a quarter of an hour, resulting in pins and needles? So fucking glad I’m a sitter because I had to use the side of the bath to stand up afterwards.

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