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I sometimes think this forum is an interesting, smart place, and then I realise we're literally spending years toilet-training one member. 

Facing your house.

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28 minutes ago, Suplex Sinner said:

Can't say I've ever done a jobby that's smelled anything other than honking but I took a piss earlier and the rather pleasant smell of Sugar Puffs wafted up. Not sure if this is a thing on here or not but it was 2014 the last time I consumed Sugar Puffs.

No idea if there is a scientific explanation or not or if it's connected to being back lifting weights and consuming supplements/shakes. 

I've had that. Need to be careful - if it happens too often, it can be taken as an indicator of pre-diabetes. 

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5 hours ago, Carbomb said:

I've had that. Need to be careful - if it happens too often, it can be taken as an indicator of pre-diabetes. 

I had no idea so thanks for the heads up! Thankfully not a regular smell but will get it checked out if that changes.

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There's a moment, it's a distinguished moment that we've all endured, it's a moment where our body both congratulates us and gives us a stark warning.

Your stomach's mildly cramped and made the noise of a toddler dragging it's face over a balloon. You acknowledge this, but believe you can wait another half hour.

On 28 minutes of your self enforced countdown you decide to concede to the second more ghastly grown. You drop trou and sit, as you reach a suitable position the world decides to turn in on itself and the fulcrum of such an event is your hoop. Flows of loose shit pour from you with utter disregard for absolutely everything.

And it happens, a strange sensation, your entire body goosepimples and shiver descends over you.

Those goosepimples, those hairs that cover your being all standing firm are sending a message; "Well done you averted a disaster ... But don't fucking wait so long next time!"

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1 hour ago, Suplex Sinner said:

I had no idea so thanks for the heads up! Thankfully not a regular smell but will get it checked out if that changes.

do you take creatine? that stuff makes me pee, some vitamins, if you have too mach of some can cause you to pee more and have odor also 

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24 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:

I come into this thread for stories of monstrous shite's, the regularity of your bowels and on rare occasion the pictures of monolith's that @Scott Malbranque's dog drops. 

Take your sugary piss stories else where. 

to be fair it is an epic picture, the angle is perfect, never before have i seen such a tower of poo! 

I am not regular but just had a too much coffee based movement, the thing with me is due to my digestive issues, i often go normally but dont feel much relief, i yearn in anticipation at every poop that today will be one of those fully relieving, feel like im floating on air afterwards ones 

My squatty potty seems to work somewhat, using a potty as a 34 year old, ah yes! 

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4 hours ago, Teedy Kay said:

There's a moment, it's a distinguished moment that we've all endured, it's a moment where our body both congratulates us and gives us a stank warning.

Fixed.

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On a couple of occasions I have made Chinese food at home, one time the next days farts and shites smelled of Chinese Five Spice, and the other time they smelled of Hoisin. I do love both of those tastes and had gone very heavy on them leading to pungent aroma. 

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I’ve become aware over the years that this kind of heat we’re having gives me a dodgy tum.

I normally get at least one bad gut and poo episode when we go away for a summer holiday, the worse ones usually occur in Florida when it’s especially hot and humid.

So at the moment, I’m tudding very loosely indeed and more frequently than normal. Anyone else get that, or am I just fucked?

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7 hours ago, scratchdj said:

I’ve become aware over the years that this kind of heat we’re having gives me a dodgy tum.

I normally get at least one bad gut and poo episode when we go away for a summer holiday, the worse ones usually occur in Florida when it’s especially hot and humid.

So at the moment, I’m tudding very loosely indeed and more frequently than normal. Anyone else get that, or am I just fucked?

I get it too, worsens my ibs symptoms that's for sure, as well as curbing my appetite 

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