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1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

I have also sat in toilets so long the sensor has gone off, and then you have two options. Wait it out, or start lobbing toilet paper over the top to get it to sense the motion.

Or do as I once did and stand up, kecks round your ankles, and open your cubicle door to wave at the censor just as someone enters the freshly lit room.

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I sometimes think this forum is an interesting, smart place, and then I realise we're literally spending years toilet-training one member. 

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3 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

With leisure centres and doctor’s surgeries being closed I had to resort to having a shit in a toilet that has a door like this today.

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Seat was lined with toilet roll aplenty and luckily the hole in the wall has been (poly)filled.

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8 hours ago, scratchdj said:

We had a work-shy little fucker work at our place who would have his hour for lunch and then go and have a poo for an hour, every day.

Rookie mistake.  Never take the hour in one hit at the same time each day.  You need to sprinkle those breaks throughout the day, but still get the same cumulative me time.

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10 hours ago, scratchdj said:

We had a work-shy little fucker work at our place who would have his hour for lunch and then go and have a poo for an hour, every day.

Worst I've seen was a co-worker in a factory job who would fuck off to the toilet for at least twenty minutes of every hour. Our targets were based on the amount of people on the line so it actively fucked the rest of us over, not that he did much work when he was there anyway. He lasted a couple of weeks before a supervisor finally spoke to him about it and he walked out in protest.

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It's people like that who really annoy me, I do have ibs so although for now being active in the evacuation of my inner pipework is not something I am, however it can alternate and become the polar opposite. Whenever it happens in the workplace I always feel like people think I am making excuses and hiding in the toilet rather than actually having to go

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I'm strangely proud of me dog for the consistency in which he does this. Honestly, I'd say it's every third gik that I expect to hear someone chant "Kalima"
His bowels must be like a scene from Inception or some sort of Christopher Nolan sci-fi flick. Astounding...

 

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3 hours ago, Scott Malbranque said:

I'm strangely proud of me dog for the consistency in which he does this. Honestly, I'd say it's every third gik that I expect to hear someone chant "Kalima"
His bowels must be like a scene from Inception or some sort of Christopher Nolan sci-fi flick. Astounding...

Somewhere, Richard Dreyfuss is making a model of it from mashed potato.

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Can't say I've ever done a jobby that's smelled anything other than honking but I took a piss earlier and the rather pleasant smell of Sugar Puffs wafted up. Not sure if this is a thing on here or not but it was 2014 the last time I consumed Sugar Puffs.

No idea if there is a scientific explanation or not or if it's connected to being back lifting weights and consuming supplements/shakes. 

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