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What is the best shape of pasta?

What is the best type of pasta  

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@stumobir You say tories like farfalle and fusili, yet you choose a Jacob Rees-Mogg shaped pasta in spaghetti?

Edited by PunkStep

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Imagining I’m contorting his lanky frame around a huge trident makes my dinner all the more satisfying.

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That's a good shout, I like linguine, and no doubt like many on here I have bought it accidentally several times because it's next to the spaghetti. 

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35 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

That's a good shout, I like linguine, and no doubt like many on here I have bought it accidentally several times because it's next to the spaghetti. 

Do you not look at the items you're buying then?

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No, I blindly buy shit in a supermarket thinking that Dale Winton is screaming at me to get a move on. 

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4 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

No, I blindly buy shit in a supermarket thinking that Dale Winton is screaming at me to get a move on. 

How many inflatable bananas have you accidentally bought before?

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3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Do you not look at the items you're buying then?

Ah, the Kim Kallstrom method. 

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I've got pasta! Real pasta! From a shop! Touch me, fuckers!

I had to butcher a 4ft tall woman in her 80s in Waitrose to get it, but I've got it! Stubborn old bitch. She had a hell of a grip. If only she'd clung to life that hard.

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