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21 minutes ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said:

the lass in the flat upstairs had her fella round for an almighty floor/ceiling shaking shag this afternoon

Perhaps you should suggest the old "Dildo gaffer taped to a clothes prop, through the letter box" routine? 

Mrs. Mountevans never complains & i simply tell the neighbours it's "Social Isolation Snooker" (the tuxedo always fools them ;))

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2 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Perhaps you should suggest the old "Dildo gaffer taped to a clothes prop, through the letter box" routine? 

Mrs. Mountevans never complains & i simply tell the neighbours it's "Social Isolation Snooker" (the tuxedo always fools them ;))

Sorry, what?

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19 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Ok let's try not to wish death on anyone here, thanks. 

I’m not wishing death on anyone, as it would be a pointless wish seeing how we all die. I’m hoping he dies soon as I hate the cunt. Seeing how he’s now in intensive care, hope springs eternal. 

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23 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Ok let's try not to wish death on anyone here, thanks. 

That’s me and Johnson he’s wished that on in the last 6 months. Not sure which one of us deserved it more tbh

Edited by Hannibal Scorch

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22 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

STOP CALLING HIM BORIS 

 

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9 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I’m not wishing death on anyone, as it would be a pointless wish seeing how we all die. I’m hoping he dies soon as I hate the cunt. Seeing how he’s now in intensive care, hope springs eternal. 

Well it's pretty pathetic either way, so give it a rest.

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21 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Perhaps you should suggest the old "Dildo gaffer taped to a clothes prop, through the letter box" routine? 

Mrs. Mountevans never complains & i simply tell the neighbours it's "Social Isolation Snooker" (the tuxedo always fools them ;))

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Wishing Boris Johnson to die is in my Eddie Hilter book of "I dont think I want to piss fate off at the moment." I'm scared to go to the shop for one of those Yorkie Fuse bar tributes. I dont need the bad karma.

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9 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

 

Steve is in intensive care.

 

Quote screwed up. Meh.

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34 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

That’s me and Johnson he’s wished that on in the last 6 months. Not sure which one of us deserved it more tbh

For all his faults, I bet Boris knows the difference between then and than.

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