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I genuinely can't bring myself to wish genuine harm on anyone who hasn't nonced but as far as dangerous racists who fall ill go Boris Johnson falls comfortably in to my 'don't give a fuck' pile.

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40 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I am sure no-one wishes him more ill

Bet the kids he denies and the mothers he paid hush money to do.  I do as well, I hope he actually catches the virus.

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15 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Beaten to the post. I found a group of chimps with typewriters who were very reasonable. But I will bare you in mind for the 21/22 edition

*FRANKIE'S FAVOURITE GIF*

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1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

*FRANKIE'S FAVOURITE GIF*

the simpsons me fail english thats unpossible GIF

Consider me schooled

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1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said:

I genuinely can't bring myself to wish genuine harm on anyone who hasn't nonced but as far as dangerous racists who fall ill go Boris Johnson falls comfortably in to my 'don't give a fuck' pile.

 

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Bet the kids he denies and the mothers he paid hush money to do.  I do as well, I hope he actually catches the virus.


You know this would lead to Dominic Raab in charge right?

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5 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

 


You know this would lead to Dominic Raab in charge right?

Don’t think it would be any worse. Johnson said he was in a hospital shaking hands with everyone a month or so ago. Fuck him. 
 

I think he’s a figurehead as opposed to a leader anyway. The public love him but he doesn’t do anything in the day to day running. 
 

but yeah hope he dies tbh

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My mother phoned for her daily phonecall and said that Boris (first name!!!!!) has the virus and didn't pick up on my sarcastic sympathy, stating that it has been hard for him shaking hands, ignoring advice and failing to provide adequate funding despite warnings. Fingers crossed he doesn't succumb to this virus as it would only make him a martyr.

 

Trying not to derail this into Tories are cunts part 2 but it's hard....

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Dead Johnson doesn't mean Raab automatically becomes PM. He's only "in charge" at the moment because Johnson nominated him to do so and his title of "First Secretary of State" doesn't have any legal meaning. (Neither does Deputy Prime Minister when there is one.)

If Johnson died, the official position is the Queen appoints a successor (and there's no such thing as an 'interim' PM.) She'd want it to be the Conservative leader, so there'd be very strong pressure for senior Tories to pick somebody, start the formal leadership process, and make damn sure there was only one candidate so it could be wrapped up in a matter of hours.

If you had multiple candidates or any sign of people jockeying for votes in these circumstances they'd be public enemy number one, so my best guess is you'd probably have a secret Cabinet vote to pick somebody as the "only candidate".

Normally the existing PM doesn't resign until a new one is ready to take over, but there's no formal time limit on how long you can go without one, even after a death. (There's always a gap of a half-hour or so when there's a change.)

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John Barnes is trending for defending this Liverpool furlough business, so he's just became the odd man out in my "Dead, Covid or Paedo" game on the twitter trends.

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Next door had a bit of a "do" yesterday with around a dozen people that lasted from mid-afternoon until about 4am, the lass in the flat upstairs had her fella round for an almighty floor/ceiling shaking shag this afternoon, and now there's a fair bit of general crowd noise, loud reggae and the smell of a barbecue wafting over from somewhere out the back.

People really are stupid, aren't they? :(

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14 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

John Barnes is trending for defending this Liverpool furlough business,

 

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1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Don’t think it would be any worse. Johnson said he was in a hospital shaking hands with everyone a month or so ago. Fuck him. 
 

I think he’s a figurehead as opposed to a leader anyway. The public love him but he doesn’t do anything in the day to day running. 
 

but yeah hope he dies tbh

Ok let's try not to wish death on anyone here, thanks. 

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