Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 1, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2020 (edited) It's my New Year's Day tradition! The Royal Rumble is on the 27th January, and it's time to make your wildest predictions for who might show up in the Men's or Women's Rumbles. Last year had three winners: @bigfoote for Pete Dunne, @Loki for Rhea Ripley, @The King Of Swing for Io Shirai. Who will gain the honour of future-sight this year? How to play Pick three humans, aliens, animals or inanimate objects who you want to turn up in the Rumble! You can just list their names, or if you want, include a picture and/or a brief description of what you think they'll do in the match. The rules You cannot pick any member of the active WWE rosters. This now includes NXT and NXT:UK - no members of those rosters are eligible. Exceptions are (i) if the wrestler is currently out on long-term injury, (ii) if you change their gimmick (e.g. you give Ricochet an Irishman gimmick of Rick O'Shea) and (iii) if you live in a binary world and pick them for the opposite Rumble to their gender, i.e. Candice LeRae in the Men's match or R-Truth in the Women's. Special attraction wrestlers like Goldberg, Undertaker or Cain Velazquez are eligible if they are not announced ahead of time. Be specific with your gimmicks. If Mighty Molly appears but you picked Molly Holly, if doesn't count. The deceased are allowed with the exception of the Boss Man. Don't be boring. That's it! Let's get ready to get excited about watching some people get ready to Rumble! Picks so far: AVM - Marty Scurll / Rikishi / Stacy Keibler / Cocaine Velazquez / The ghost of Pablo Escobar and his pet hippos big7thletter - Great Khali / Kelly Kelly / X-Pac Briefcase - Any Firefly Funhouse character CleetusVanDamme - Ernest 'the Cat' Miller cobra_gordo - The Kat / The Cat (Red Dwarf) / USA Kat Von D Daily Buzzard - Dory Funk Jr / James Corden / Greg Valentine David - Goldberg / Spike Dudley Devon Malcolm - Lightning Kid / The Kid / 1-2-3 Kid Doog - Lance Storm / MVP / The Godfather eugenespeed - Tugboat / The Goon / Scooter / HM Queen Elizabeth II FourtyTwo - Robbie Savage / Chris Sutton / Jake Humphrey Frankie Crisp - Carlo Nash / Kate Nash / Crosby, Stills and Nash FUM - Christian gabbo - Barry George/Bulsara / Maven / Muffy garynysmon - Rob Van Dam / Hacksaw Jim Duggan / Mike Modest Gay as FOOK - Heel Coach / Hornswoggle / Kevin Webster GeronimoJacksBeard - Steve Blackman / Black Steveman Gordon_the_Gopher - Haku / Ricky Morton / William A Homer Grecian - Batista / General Batista / Carlos Batista hallicks - Barry Manilow / Barry from Eastenders / Barry McGuigan HarmonicGenerator - Abraham E Washington / Brother Love / Gail Kim Harry Wiseau - Tim Martin / Velveteen Dream / Sweet Sapphire (RIP) / Tom Magee IANdrewDiceClay - Noel Edmonds / Jim Davidson / Astro Hollywood jazzygeofferz - Nailz / Bull Buchanan / Bruce Hart King Pitcos - CM Punk / Beth Phoenix / Carlito LEGIT - Papa Shango ‘92 / Papa Shango ‘98 / Trevor Murdoch Lion_of_the_Midlands - Ryan Hewson / Sherri Hewson / Paul 'Bono' Hewson Loki - Scott Steiner / Air Bourne / JBL Lorne Malvo - Scotty 2 Hotty / AJ Lee / Prince Iaukea Louch - The Poppy Mascot / The Rock / The Milky Bar Kid Otto Dem Wanz - Flat Eric / Tory Boy / Richard Ord patiirc - Nikki Bella / Brie Bella / Bella Emberg Philjax - Killer Kross / Mr Kennedy ... Kennedy / Scarlett Bordeaux PowerButchi - Ken Monkou RedRooster - King Booker / Santino Marella / Santina Marella / Abyss / Whatever's in Erick Rowan's cage scratchdj - Greenclaws / Index the Catalogue Shop / Big Ron Atkinson sevendaughters - Stravinsky / Rod Harrington / Shoko Asahara SheffBag - Tito Santana / Bambi / Rick Martel Super Bacon - Babu Frik / Mike Dean / Jeff Winter Supremo - Edge / Ronda Rousey / John Cena theironshake - Prince Harry / Elvis Presley The King Of Old School - Honky Tonk Man / Road Dogg / Barry Horowitz The King Of Swing - Nia Jax / Hardcore Holly / Tatanka ThumpSquids - El Hijo del Ice Cream / The spirit of Derek Acorah / Big Van Vader TildeGuy~! - Paige / Brad Maddox / The "Paige Here" meme Vamp - Baby Yoda / Snitsky / Doctor Who Vegeta - Nick Aldis / The Question Mark / Tessa Blanchard WyattSheepMask - The Hurricane / Stone Cold Steve Austin / Kama Wideload90 - Ken Shamrock / Gangrel / Kevin Nash Zookmaster - Rick Steiner / Shane McMahon / Melina My picks 1) ABRAHAM E. WASHINGTON (A. E. W) Vince McMahon has finally heard about that Kip/BG James team called V. K. M in TNA, but gets confused and assumes it's Ted Turner at work again. This is his great revenge. A. E. W. comes to the ring, gets piled on immediately, and then gets eliminated by Shorty G because it's very funny that a short person could achieve anything. WWE wins the Wednesday night war. 2) BROTHER LOVE As a thank you for all his work on Smackers this year, Bruce Prichard has been given an entry into the Rumble match. Shorty G shoots on him but Love just hugs him over the top rope and out, eliminating himself on the process. Brother Love goes on to manage The Fiend at WrestleMania, but he takes off his jacket and nobody can see him because of the red lighting. 3) GAIL KIM This is a serious one. I think it was Gail Kim's matches against Awesome Kong in TNA that really started the "women's evolution" in the USA and a spot in the Rumble is the least they could do for her in return. Your go! 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Paid Members Supremo Posted January 1, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2020 (edited) EDGE After the Spear at Summerslam, and the endless rumours on Twitter, it feels like there could be some fire to this smoke. Considering how much I used to love him, it’s a shame there’s almost no matches or directions I’d be particularly interested in. RONDA ROUSEY Lord knows they need something to make Wrestlemania feel special this year. Plus, I simply cannot let it go that we never got Lynch vs. Rousey one-on-one. JOHN CENA Because he was the best and he’s sorely, sorely missed. Edited January 1, 2020 by Supremo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1) CM Punk 2) Beth Phoenix 3) Carlito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUM Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 I'll go Christian if he is allowed. He's never had a proper final retirement match, send him in for the pop. He's been hanging about now so possible Vince will throw him in the mix. Doesn't Gail Kim spend most of her day slating WWE on Twitter by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Marty Scurrl, Rikishi, Stacy Keibler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 I’m playing safe and picking Sheamus as my first pick under the ‘Coming back from long-term injury’ exception, seen as he’s been out since last Wrestlemania Hurricane - because they’ve done it done before and pretended it was a big deal then Could Austin do something to set up for something at whenever SaudiMania is? Fuck it, I’m picking him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGIT Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1992 Papa Shango, 1998 Papa Shango, Trevor Murdoch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1- Batista. 2- General Batista, former President of Cuba. 3- Carlos Batista, my randomly generated Spanish right-back in my ongoing Football Manager 2013 career. Signs for Exeter in 2041. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 1. Ken Shamrock 2. Gangrel 3. Kevin Nash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Nia Jax, Hardcore Holly, Tatanka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegeta Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Nick aldis The question mark Tessa Blanchard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 The poppy mascot the rock rikishi, doing it for the rock if he doesn’t appear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zookmaster Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Rick Steiner finally has gotten the green mist out of his eyes from 1994 and is ready to go Shane McMahon will enter because Vince can't be the only Rumble winner Melina Perez finally returns to WWE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philjax Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 I'm guessing John Morrison isn't allowed so i'll skip him. 1) Killer Kross 2) Mr. Kennedy..................KENNEDY. 3) Scarlett Bordeaux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 1, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2020 Ryan Hewson. Cool Ry's WrestleXpress finally finds its spiritual home, no not Strangeways, Minute Maid Park. Sherri Hewson. Don't let Big Dave Batista know there is someone off Loose Women about, or it could lead to the biggest facial splattering since Taka Michinoku. Paul Hewson. Bono has disappeared so far up his own arse that when he heard that Edge might be making an appearance he thought he was invited as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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