Lord-Mountevans Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 11 hours ago, mim731 said: I didn't read the quoted bit and now have an image of Bret Hart absolutely plastered in Tenerife. Marvelous. Just revert that image back to Bret smoking crack cocaine, whilst simultaneously womanising and taking himself way too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 9 hours ago, TheBurningRed said: How was his cue action? Alas it was more as he was arriving as I was leaving, so I didn't get to pick up any hints about my own cueing action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 hours ago, David said: Not anyone famous, but a tad surreal all the same. I've often noticed that some toilets have what looks like a little shelf above the urinals and occasionally I'd wonder what such a thing was for. Last week I got my answer at the Mirage in Vegas. I'm just standing there, relieving myself after a series of overpriced rum and diet coke's when a guy walks in holding a fucking laptop in front of him, with headphones connected. He proceeds to place said laptop on the little shelf, and it's then I realise he's on a conference call with two other people. He continues chatting about the weekly numbers and why he believes that candidate 3 is a good fit for the job, all the while he's pissing away into the urinal. There was also a guy further to the left of me who was also taking a piss whilst smoking a cigar and wearing sunglasses. His drink was perched on the little shelf, along with a glass ashtray. Like all shelves in toilets, they are surely designed for doing coke. I once read that on one of their first visits to Creation Records, Noel and Liam flanked Jamiroquai at the urinals and it was completely silent until Liam bellowed out “do doo do doo doo dat dat dow dat dat dow dow” and he skulked off silently and it always makes me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Like all shelves in toilets, they are surely designed for doing coke. You'd think, but not these. It's basically like the wall where the urinals are cuts in by about 2 feet at about head height, then the continues up. It's weird. It's not just one casino either, I've noticed it in a few of them. Maybe for drinks I'm guessing? Whatever, seeing this dude on a conference call while taking a slash was surreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 What's a urinal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 30 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: What's a urinal? and also what's the etiquette about sitting on the porcelain with them? Funnily enough I noticed the shelf above the urinals in a shopping mall a few days ago, now its a UKFF talking point. Definitely on the pulse. I found it handy to stop my Xmas pressies getting in the way during the business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Bizarrely when I was flying out to the US a few weeks ago I ended up peeing next to Mark Haskins at Heathrow airport. Jack MacBrayer (Kenneth in 30 Rock) pissed next to me at The Dresden in Los Angeles too. He was just as smiley as you’d imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrK Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I took a piss next to Roy Hodgson in the BA Lounge at T5 in June. Fuck knows how he manages a football club because he seemed very reliant on his wife to find some seats, get some food, get some drinks, find out what gate to get to etc. She also stood outside the door to the gents toilets waiting on him like she was his carer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted December 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2019 On 12/13/2019 at 11:55 AM, Kaz Hayashi said: Goldie David Blunkett Sadie (Blunketts dog) That was a wild party. Whose dog is Goldie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 hours ago, simonworden said: and also what's the etiquette about sitting on the porcelain with them? I just assumed Steve had to lay his cock on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, air_raid said: Whose dog is Goldie? Blue Peters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, gmoney said: I just assumed Steve had to lay his cock on it. Perhaps the proper ukff way is to jam it in the drain pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, simonworden said: Perhaps the proper ukff way is to jam it in the drain pipe? Surely it is reversing into the urinal as if it is some kind of arse pan and directly pointing the jet stream into the downpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted December 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2019 51 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Blue Peters? Specifically Simon Groom if I recall correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2019 8 hours ago, air_raid said: Whose dog is Goldie? I can’t get the image of him being a shit guide dog out if my head now. Just leading blind people in to poorly accessible environments and pot holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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