Paid Members theironshake Posted December 14, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2019 I once pissed next to Trevor from Trevor and Simon in Edinburgh he wasn't swinging his pants at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 14, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2019 Jeff Stelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members El Mistique Posted December 14, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2019 Alex Shane count? Roger Daltrey once told me off for smoking in the toilets at the Emirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted December 14, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, El Mistique said: Alex Shane count? Only in his own mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 12/13/2019 at 7:38 PM, Tommy! said: I once turned around post piss to see Juvi stealing reams of bog roll. After unfurling it into a giant ball he carried off as discretely as one can carrying a balled up roll of bum wad.  Perhaps he was making a Dusty Rhodes style "Muffler"? In other pissing news, i have had a slash next to Pac & Fit Finlay. On the way out of the bogs i pledged my everlasting love to Finlay for his style of wrestling and the quality of is matches. As i recall, Finlay agreed with me that he was awesome! 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted December 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2019 20 hours ago, El Mistique said: Roger Daltrey once told me off for smoking in the toilets at the Emirates. You should have said you were doing research for a book. He'd have forgiven you then. Maybe even took you on the road with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 I was at a Noel Gallagher gig in Manchester about 8 years ago. Needing a shit, I had to do that weird thing where you uncomfortably stand outside the cubicle whilst the bloke inside does his business. Well after what seemed like an age, the toilet flushed and out came Ricky Hatton. Left a bit of a pebble dash too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted December 16, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Max Power said:  Well after what seemed like an age, the toilet flushed and out came Ricky Hatton. Left a bit of a pebble dash too Similarly, I had a piss next to Ricky Hatton in Benidorm around 3 years back. He was fucking hammered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Lorne Malvo said: Similarly, I had a piss next to Ricky Hatton in Benidorm around 3 years back. He was fucking hammered. My old man used to live in Tenerife & said that "The Hitman" was always over there in the bars. Battered 24/7 by all accounts, no point in even talking to the little Beer/Cocaine Monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Add me to the seeing a bladdered Ricky Hatton. Â I was walking through town after going to the David Haye vs John Ruiz fight and saw a barely able to stand stocky bloke in a suit. Â Got up close and saw who it was, shook his hand and said "love you, Hitman" before he slurred "Cheershh mate". Â Then people saw him, started chanting for him and his minder got him in the car before the camera phones came out. On topic, I think a tipsy @Guy Bifkin saw Donald Cerrone in a Vegas bog, and if memory calls he saw John Major make an incredible face at the cricket too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Lord-Mountevans said: My old man used to live in Tenerife & said that "The Hitman" was always over there in the bars. Battered 24/7 by all accounts, no point in even talking to the little Beer/Cocaine Monster. I didn't read the quoted bit and now have an image of Bret Hart absolutely plastered in Tenerife. Marvelous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 My other half and I used to go up to our local Riley's snooker/pool hall to watch professional snookerists do exhibitions. Anyway, I was draining the lizard and multiple time world champion/synthesiser enthusiast/DJ "Interesting" Steve Davis dashed in to take a widdle beside me. I also shared that space with John Parrott when he and Ken Doherty did an exhibition. They took a break to watch Wales in the Euros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, jazzygeofferz said: Steve Davis dashed in to take a widdle beside me. How was his cue action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Did he chalk the tip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Not anyone famous, but a tad surreal all the same. I've often noticed that some toilets have what looks like a little shelf above the urinals and occasionally I'd wonder what such a thing was for. Last week I got my answer at the Mirage in Vegas. I'm just standing there, relieving myself after a series of overpriced rum and diet coke's when a guy walks in holding a fucking laptop in front of him, with headphones connected. He proceeds to place said laptop on the little shelf, and it's then I realise he's on a conference call with two other people. He continues chatting about the weekly numbers and why he believes that candidate 3 is a good fit for the job, all the while he's pissing away into the urinal. There was also a guy further to the left of me who was also taking a piss whilst smoking a cigar and wearing sunglasses. His drink was perched on the little shelf, along with a glass ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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