Paid Members Supremo Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 I reckon Randy would be so shit at sex. Really boring, long pauses as he goes through the motions, just enough to get by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Who needs a moveset when you've got the psychology of it nailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Supremo said: I reckon Randy would be so shit at sex. Really boring, long pauses as he goes through the motions, just enough to get by. And, just the once, he'd bust out a random leap-frog just after finishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 And the finish would come out of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 When he has impotency issues: "Stupid, Stupid, STUPID!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 5 hours ago, tiger_rick said: Bristol City = Titty. Bristol City fans = Fannies. 😂 @seph Windass = the lingering smell that won't be allowed to go away after 11 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 (edited) repeated post woo Edited December 5, 2019 by seph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Supremo said: Pure sex. I still dress like this. Form a queue. 6 hours ago, tiger_rick said: Bristol City = Titty. . 😂@seph Alternatively, Bristol bits = tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: I still dress like this. Form a queue. Alternatively, Bristol bits = tits. I thought it was thrupenny bit - tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Snitsky's back acne said: I thought it was thrupenny bit - tits? Thrupenny bit was the one my dad used to use when I was a kid. eg: "Turn that bloody Nintendo down, it's getting on my thrupennies." Edited December 5, 2019 by Devon Malcolm blockbusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Thrupenny bit was the one my dad used to use when I was a kid. eg: "Turn that bloody Nintendo down, it's getting on my thrupennies." I'm going from what the Carry On... films taught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 There are millions. And all sorts of derivatives. You can come out with anything. You're getting on my Enya's. Enya's Greatest Hits. Tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 5, 2019 14 hours ago, The Maestro said: My mum once pointed out that Kurt Angle had a curvy bum when I was watching one of his matches years ago. I really struggled not to notice this for a while afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 6, 2019 Knockers. Them’s my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 6, 2019 Moderators Share Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) You can't go wrong with wazzers. Or to extrapolate from that a wazzo pair of jugs. Edited December 6, 2019 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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