UK Kat Von D Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 RandomĀ strangers call me PostĀ Malone all the fucking time. I even caught one girl taking a photo of me because she forgot to take the flash off. He is the ugliest bloke going as well. I look fucking nothing like that smelly fat prickĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I often get Jack Whitewell. Got it a few times when I lived in England but since moving north of the border I've had it far more. Potentially due to being a lanky, bearded, slightly camp Englishman living in Scotland.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted October 19, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2019 (edited) I've put on about 2 stone this year, as a result over the summer I got "Lewis Capaldi". I'm a fat faced state, is what they're getting at. My doctor told me to open my mouth and say "oink". Edited October 19, 2019 by ColinBollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 19, 2019 Moderators Share Posted October 19, 2019 13 hours ago, UK Kat Von D said: RandomĀ strangers call me PostĀ Malone all the fucking time. I even caught one girl taking a photo of me because she forgot to take the flash off. He is the ugliest bloke going as well. I look fucking nothing like that smelly fat prickĀ I know you look like a scruffy bastard but that's well out of order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted October 19, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 10/17/2019 at 10:52 AM, Scott Malbranque said: Debbie Dingle. Iāll join you in the Emmerdale cast, I used to get Andy Sugden. Stopped when the hairline started receding at a rate of knots and I grew a bit of bumfluff to compensate.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted October 19, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2019 My best mate is convinced I look like professional lad and all round annoying twat Tubes from soccer am. Despite the fact Iām neither bald and I have a big beard. Unfortunately heās in better shape than me these days. Heās the only one who sees it and regularly gets told to fuck off. Itās alright for him though, as heās a dead ringer for Taylor Lautner.Ā On 10/18/2019 at 10:32 AM, jazzygeofferz said: When I had long hair people used to call me Meatloaf, but then they also used to call me Jesus when I had a beard.Ā Another of my friends gets this. As well as Mick Foley, Charles Manson and Cousin Itt.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 never been mistaken for anyone ugly to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Not mistaken for a famous person but someone said I looked like them when they used to be on spice. That stuck with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted October 19, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2019 27 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: Not mistaken for a famous person but someone said I looked like them when they used to be on spice. That stuck with me. Not as comical but when I started my current job I ended working with someone that I had done previously about 10 years ago and they hit me with "you look just like a young lad I worked with back in the day". I'm fairly certain they had been thinking of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 19, 2019 Moderators Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Richard said: never been mistaken for anyone ugly to be honest. I think it might just be that no-one wants to talk to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 On 10/17/2019 at 3:37 PM, Bettencourt said: Only a couple stick in my mind. First being Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. The really absurd one though is James Franco.Ā Out of two options you give here, the less "absurd" one is a bloke dressed in a full blown ape costume???? I can only conclude that you are not the most handsome dude in the world? No offence (pri)mate Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzer Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) Watching the darts reminded me, Michael Van Gerwan. Grrrrr. Edited October 20, 2019 by Dazzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 20, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2019 On 10/17/2019 at 10:20 PM, Nostalgia Nonce said: Kristian Schmidt (Todd from Neighbours). It worries me that I didnāt need the bit in brackets to know who you were on about. Iāll see you at the bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2019 Courtesy of Alexa playing music that is supposedly similar to Gish (2008 Deluxe Edition) by the Smashing Pumpkins, I was reminded of someone else I used to get compared to as a long haired youngster. Evan Dando of the Lemonheads. Apart from similar hair, I could never see any facial resemblance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted October 23, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2019 I'm over "fuck off..." as I've lived with this for about ten years but PlusNet man wearing my shirt in the Metro yesterday was taking the piss.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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