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5 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

People who make "Funny" edits on Wikipedia are absolute cunts.

I believe it lasted less then 5 minutes before it was changed back. Quick work going on 

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I used to spend half my time living 3 doors away from the Chinese Dry Cleaners on Aigburth Road in Liverpool. 

 

She was tidier than  Vardy

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Rebekah Vardy's eldest daughter(who she had with the Rotherham Utd player Luke Foster) went to junior school(Gawber Primary) with my middle daughter, andwas in her class and were good friends all the way through to probably year 5(ish). Everyone used to say how up her own arse Rebekah was, and how you could see that she felt she was above us all. Then, one day my daughter came home telling us how her mate(can't remember her name now) had been taken out of school as her mother is a total gold digger and had found herself an "upgrade" on Luke Foster. That upgarde being Jamie Vardy!

She was alwas a rat though. My other half's brother is a pro footballer and played for Wednesday for a fair few years. As is usually the case, the players all knew each other to varying extents, and at one point a group night out was arranged around Sheffield. Vardy and his Mrs was there, along with another 9 or 10 couples who all had connections to the city(played for either Sheffield club or was from there). After about an hour(and a load of cheap champagne) she decided the other "WAG's" were good enough to talk to, but by the end of the night, they never even wanted to hear her name again, never mind socialise. Apparently, she was absolutly plastered, spilt a bright red cocktail down one of the other lass' dress, tried fighting a cross dresser becuase she thought she looked at her funny, she had called a newspaper up to come and photograph her coming out of a nightclub(or wherever they ended up) and demanded they all called her either "Queen WAG" or "Top WAG".

 

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On 10/9/2019 at 6:18 PM, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

The fucking state of Sherlock WAG

Mind you my brother has just gone for WAGney and Lacey so there are plenty of sub Carbomb punsters about this evening. 

Yeh, you don't need me jumping on the bandWAGon

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I did notice the front page of one of the red tops plastered with all the Vardy scoops yesterday. No prizes for guessing which unpronouncable shit peddler it was.

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2 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I did notice the front page of one of the red tops plastered with all the Vardy scoops yesterday. No prizes for guessing which unpronouncable shit peddler it was.

The same one that’s at the centre of it all but is making out it’s the wider press involved 

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