hallicks Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 When I pop into the bog at work for my morning visit, in my head, I always hear "it's time to poo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 8 hours ago, BomberPat said: I used to live near a street called Leonard Terrace, and the street sign had a painted picture of a barn owl on it. Every time I walked past it with my then-girlfriend, I'd point to it and say, "that owl's called Leonard Terrace". Every time I have a Ploughman's sandwich, I have to say, "I'm just having a Ploughman's sandwich. He'll be furious when he finds out". My ex found it so irritating that I'd quite often go out of my way to choose that particular sandwich just to wind her up. It also works just as well with Shepherd's Pie and, if you're really prepared to work for it, "Goat's Cheese Sandwich". Similarly, if I get a bottle of water from M&S, it says "Still Scottish Water" on it, which allows me to say, "hang on, just need to check if this is Scottish. Yep, still Scottish water". Are you my Dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2019 When people say “see you tomorrow “ I can’t stop myself replying “God willing” or “lest the good lord take me in the night” which is both annoying and confusing to people who know I’m atheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted August 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2019 6 hours ago, BomberPat said: This has reminded me that whenever I see someone drop something, anything, on the floor, I can't stop myself saying, "just put it down there mate". I’m guilty of stuff like that too 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted August 29, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2019 Every time there's a character being visited in prison in Coronation Street they'll be in a yellow or red bib, and every time I say "Oh, they made the netball team." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted August 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 30, 2019 Father in law drives my missus up the wall. Anytime we're in his car, just before he reverses - "aahhhh, this takes me back". Whenever an emergency vehicle whizzes by with sirens blaring - "he'll never sell any ice cream going that speed". He's the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted August 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Wretch said: Father in law drives my missus up the wall. Anytime we're in his car, just before he reverses - "aahhhh, this takes me back". Whenever an emergency vehicle whizzes by with sirens blaring - "he'll never sell any ice cream going that speed". He's the best. I've been known to busy out the Ice Cream/Emergency services crack now and again. Good old Morecambe & Wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Wretch said: Father in law drives my missus up the wall. Anytime we're in his car, just before he reverses - "aahhhh, this takes me back". Whenever an emergency vehicle whizzes by with sirens blaring - "he'll never sell any ice cream going that speed". He's the best. My dad's favourite is when a police vehicle's blaring past, he'll say "Ah, he's late for his lunch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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