Paid Members gmoney Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 Whenever I am out and about with my partner and we go past somewhere that we viewed when we were looking at places to buy, I will point at it, sigh, and say "what could have been" wistfully. I think it made her laugh once or twice and now she just ignores me, but I very much enjoy it nonetheless. What do you do for your own enjoyment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Endless Dad jokes that irritate the hell out of my kids. Child: I'm hungry Me: Hello, Hungry. I'm Daddy, it's nice to meet you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I used to live in a block of flats next door to a pub. Without fail, every time we left the pub I'd say to my now ex wife "I'll see if I can flag down a cab". No wonder she sacked me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 Every time I sneeze no matter how small I'll instantly say 'ouch' after it. No idea why or for how long I've been doing it but I find it stupid as hell and entertaining my brain is so frazzled. For a while at uni I would when drunk try and fit in TV shows or songs or films into conversation to annoy me friends. Only stopped after trying to play a pun of "Edge of glory" by Lady Gaga as the hedge of glory and trying to climb on top of a hedge only to fall into it and require two people getting me out. Ego bruised, body bruised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Outside work we always have had a lot of crows nesting and i have to go outside to talk to drivers. If one flies over my head and caws, i immediately stop the conversation and shout loudly "Fuck off, keep your beak out!", which generally gets a laugh, as it is a massive contrast to the normal friendly conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 I have a routine with my cat and dog's dinner time, where I'll bellow at the top of my lungs, "WHO...WANTS....SOME.......DINNER???" in the style of a 90's gameshow host. It drives them up the fucking wall, to the point where I only have to say "WHO...." before they're bouncing up and down the house with excitement. I'm sure the neighbors love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Someone in work pointed out that I say the word 'indeed' ("it is indeed, I can indeed, I will indeed etc) a lot when I'm taking on the phone. I hate talking on the phone in general, and now I'm super self conscious that I sound like an utter gobshite whenever I pick up the office phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheToeSucker Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 that is indeed a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 Have the same problem for calling nearly everyone Sunshine when I see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Accident Prone said: I have a routine with my cat and dog's dinner time, where I'll bellow at the top of my lungs, "WHO...WANTS....SOME.......DINNER???" in the style of a 90's gameshow host. It drives them up the fucking wall, to the point where I only have to say "WHO...." before they're bouncing up and down the house with excitement. I'm sure the neighbors love it. I do something very similar with one of my dogs in particular I will give it " oh its time, it's time its dinner time...." Obviously matching Vaders cadence as much as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, DCW said: Someone in work pointed out that I say the word 'indeed' ("it is indeed, I can indeed, I will indeed etc) a lot when I'm taking on the phone. I hate talking on the phone in general, and now I'm super self conscious that I sound like an utter gobshite whenever I pick up the office phone. Stupid sexy DCW. I have to beep "a shave and a haircut...." whenever i drive through a tunnel with the kids. Hardly anyone ever does the "two bits" but when they do it's going off big time in the Dangermobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 I am powerless to not say “Poor Dolores” every time Linger by The Cranberries comes on Spotify. My mrs will kill me over it eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 At work I often answer internal calls '4291' Nobody as yet has understood it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicko Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 On bottling up at work I sing the required number of Corona to the tune of ‘My Sharona’ by The Knack as I take them out the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I wink at people. The dirt worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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