Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 21, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2019 I can't quite recall a trailer quite like it. Awe, astonishment, the sheer need to watch it again and again. It's fascinating. I mean, I'm going to strongly dislike the film and think it looks terrible. But does it? Why do I feel I need to see it based on this? Please can we talk about Jellicle Cats and the Heaviside Layer. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 21, 2019 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) It really was fascinating. It looks fucking terrible but I was transfixed. I actually like the song Memory as it goes; it was butchered in that trailer. So overblown. Edited July 21, 2019 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 21, 2019 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: It really was fascinating. It looks fucking terrible but I was transfixed. I actually like the song Memory as it goes; it was butchered in that trailer. So overblown. I think Hudson's cat-look might be one of the worst in the trailer, doesn't look good at all. Not keen on the proper belting out of Memory, either - with it being the same director as the Les Mis film, I wonder if he kept the 'live singing' gimmick he did on that? This makes it sound like I'm really invested in this film and I truly am not. I don't care. And yet I'm enthralled and captivated by everything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Not even TayTay can make this any good. Â I mean, musicals are shit anyway, and Lloyd Webber is a tory cunt, thus making his ones even worse, but what kind of wanker thinks this looks good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 It's like someone saw that Sonic The Hedgehog trailer and thought how they could make creepier and more batshit crazy looking CGI. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 21, 2019 At least it looks a bit weird and sexy, they're all naked furries so it's already better than most musicals, hope we see Taylor swift or Rebel Wilson licking their own arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 At least it gives James Corden a platform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 21, 2019 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bellenda Carlisle said: At least it looks a bit weird and sexy, they're all naked furries so it's already better than most musicals, hope we see Taylor swift or Rebel Wilson licking their own arsehole. Unlikely considering these endlessly fascinating cats have tails where their arseholes should be Edited July 21, 2019 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: At least it gives James Corden a platform. To hang himself from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Someone recut it with the version of ‘I’ve Got Five On It’ used in the Us trailer, which seemed to work well  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 It's undeniably shite, but I don't know why any one is surprised. The stage show is already one of the worst, creepiest things in Western culture. I remember seeing a load of people dressed as Cats at Comicon, and feeling physically and mentally sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 22, 2019 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2019 Get the antifreeze out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2019 I don't even know what any of it is. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted July 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, gmoney said: It's undeniably shite, but I don't know why any one is surprised. The stage show is already one of the worst, creepiest things in Western culture. I remember seeing a load of people dressed as Cats at Comicon, and feeling physically and mentally sick. Generally they tend to be too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/21/2019 at 3:36 PM, Bellenda Carlisle said: At least it looks a bit weird and sexy What the fuck is wrong with you, Steve? 3 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said: Someone recut it with the version of ‘I’ve Got Five On It’ used in the Us trailer, which seemed to work well Hang on, have they gone all Baz Luhrmann and really done a orchestral version of Luniz, or has somebody just added that in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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