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Finally, a megathread we can all get behind.

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Presumably without Chris EU Bank.

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I know "gave my brother a peerage then said there are too many peers" should be the peak of this sort of thing, but nothing will ever top the sheer bullshit of Zac Goldsmith. He's voted out of office by the people of Richmond Park in December. He keeps his ministerial job and 26 days later is not just given a peerage but made the actual fucking Baron of Richmond Park.

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The Tories have fucked up the education system further and the revelation that countless students have had their grades decided by an algorithm, hereby excluding teacher assessment and further undermining the role of professional judgement, cements them as the mightiest cunts of the highest order. I've had students go from predicted A, A and A* receive B, B, C and this is unacceptable. That dirty stinking cunt Gove removed coursework in his attempt at reform and this has caused more grief in the current climate as students have little to measure against when receiving a grade. That snivelling education secretary has also admitted that some high-attaining students will receive a lower grade based on their school is a fucking travesty and I think he'll be for the chop soon. 

They're unapologetic, filthy and destructive. Fuck the Tory party and may all of their bowel movements be cacti. 

A pack of cunts to the highest order.

Fuck knows what'll happen with GCSE results next week. One thing I know is that it won't be a Tory problem, it'll be blamed on covid, the schools or students themselves.

Cunts.

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28 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

That dirty stinking cunt Gove removed coursework in his attempt at reform and this has caused more grief in the current climate as students have little to measure against when receiving a grade.

I had no idea this had happened. Why the fuck this country insists on reciting knowledge in an unforgiving exam environment instead of properly-weighted course- and group-work throughout the year is beyond me. Just lazy but somehow rigid dedication to an outdated, archaic system. Oh, wait...

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29 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

The Tories have fucked up the education system further and the revelation that countless students have had their grades decided by an algorithm, hereby excluding teacher assessment and further undermining the role of professional judgement, cements them as the mightiest cunts of the highest order. I've had students go from predicted A, A and A* receive B, B, C and this is unacceptable.

My heart goes out to them.  It seemed that the only way to not get screwed was to do a really niche subject that couldn't be slapped through the Vic-20.

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Gavin Williamson is going nowhere. Unless you rebel against Boris Johnson you can pretty much get away with anything. I would love to be wrong, but I just cant see it happening. This made me smile

 
 

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2 minutes ago, CavemanLynn said:

I had no idea this had happened. Why the fuck this country insists on reciting knowledge in an unforgiving exam environment instead of properly-weighted course- and group-work throughout the year is beyond me.

Because that's seen as being too "easy" as you get the odd case of mum and dad doing their coursework.  Our son was in the first year of no coursework GCSEs and it really affected his outcomes as he's just not very good at taking exams.  With our daughter we've had a bit more of a lead in and we'll be practicing exam technique until the cows come home, which is exactly what you don't want to do if you actually think that a rounded education is important.

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It's going to fucking suck next Thursday. My school is traditionally low performing, although we have slowly been improving, and this year's cohort were the strongest I've seen in 4 years of being there, but obviously I am now sure that they're going to be downgraded. It's not fair on the kids - particularly if they decide to use mock exams (which they clearly haven't and are just talking bullshit) - we did our mocks in February - obviously kids would've improved in the 3/4 months of teaching that they would've got. 

 

MPs and the media have no idea what it's actually like to live in the real world do they? 

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While it didn't happen to have any effect on my life, it's still always irked me that two years of consistent A grades in GCSE History turned into a B in the exam because I ran out of time, having wasted some of it answering a question I wasn't supposed to. You know the ones: "Answer question i or ii from Section 1 and question iii or iv from Section 2," etc.

No reflection on my knowledge of the subject, just my ability to follow meta directions under pressure. My teacher must've been gobsmacked. Still, at least the poor woman's probably dead by now.

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