RedRooster Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 So, there’s a Scottish election this week and that’s led to me noticing that this toe curling clip of Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross has not made its way into the thread. I couldn’t decide whether to post it here, or in the Alan Partridge thread.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Much like paedophiles, Scotch tories are worse than normal tories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Oh my fucking God. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 51 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Oh my fucking God. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2021 I was trying to figure out which bit of Blackburn he was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 I'm starting to think maybe I should run for mayor. It appears you don't need a platform. I'm also much better than that guy at playing on park play equipment, his effort was abysmal, didn't even sit on the swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2021 "What do you think?" "Well, you shuffled around looking like it was the last place you wanted to be, didn't say anything, pointed to some swings, and then stood by some graffiti of a penis, still saying nothing. Oh, and I got a text message on the phone I was using to provide the music. So overall, not good. Want to do it again?" "Nah, I've got three episodes of Naked Attraction on the Sky box I need to watch before the wife gets home". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2021 And he'll still get voted in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 It’s the menacing way he stares directly at the camera the entire time that does it for me. Is his campaign slogan “vote for me or I’ll break your fucking legs”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, jazzygeofferz said: I was trying to figure out which bit of Blackburn he was in. The posh bit by the looks of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Guy Bifkin said: The posh bit by the looks of it. If you'd ever set foot in there you'd know there isn't one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrodyGraham Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 16 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: If you'd ever set foot in there you'd know there isn't one. Been once. The ring didn't turn up and the only thing open was the world's roughest KFC. Won't be coming back. 1 Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, BrodyGraham said: Been once. The ring didn't turn up and the only thing open was the world's roughest KFC. Won't be coming back. 1 Star. I don't blame you. I had a poke around and he's standing in the Audley/Queen's Park ward, near the hospital. It looks nice because they're all recent build council houses, but that is most definitely not the posh end. It's an odd no-man's land between the centre of town and the really rough bit of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 On 5/5/2021 at 6:29 PM, SuperBacon said: Oh my fucking God. Â Obviously he won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 The turnout in my part of Essex. FFS Spoiler Needless to say, Labour will lose the council by the end of today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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