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Devon Malcolm

Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

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8 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

55 year old Tom Cruise made half a Mission Impossible with a broken freakin' ankle.

And Justin will TARGET that ankle. All Tom can target is Justin's fragile masculinity.

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This calls for a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch, but instead of claymation we get the actual celebs to 'get it on'. 

I would pay good money to see a card of: 

Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber

Piers Morgan vs James Blunt

Jamie Oliver vs Gordon Ramsey

Jay-Z and Beyonce vs Kanye and Kim

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What's brought this on then? Has Tom said something disparaging that's hurt Bieber's ego, or do you think Justin was sat stoned with his mates, watching Minority Report and going, "I reckon I could have him"?

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20 hours ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

This calls for a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch, but instead of claymation we get the actual celebs to 'get it on'. 

I would pay good money to see a card of: 

Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber

Piers Morgan vs James Blunt

Jamie Oliver vs Gordon Ramsey

Jay-Z and Beyonce vs Kanye and Kim

Stick me down for Chewbacca v an actual Bear (it can be a famous bear or any bear that is up for a ruck).

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5 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

do you think Justin was sat stoned with his mates, watching Minority Report and going, "I reckon I could have him

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