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I wish I could, but you're somehow going to end up having a better season than us and we are going to look like even bigger plums. Claude is going to finally lose it on AFTV and the ghost of Drogba will score the winner against us when we play in the Carabao Cup final.

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Chelsea are due a bad season (bad by their standards anyway) so may as well just get it out of the way with the transfer ban and start again next season. Take the hit this season, try bring in some youth players and then if its a terrible season you have reason to ship out some of the current squad and start all over again. I do think Allegri is a good shout though. 

Speaking of managers isn't Emery's contract up at the end of the season? Without trying to sound negative if Arsenal get off to a bad start (opening fixtures aren't easy) I could see a lot of pressure on him building throughout the season. 

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I am looking forward to Frank Lampard leading Chelsea's golden generation of youngsters to domestic and European glory next year. Any Chelsea fan who disagrees is probably a foreigner. 

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6 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

But I think we finish 6th-7th, Lampard gets fired for Allegri next year and we go back to pissing money up the wall haphazardly. 

Well, yeah, obviously. 

Any optimism that I have isn't because I think they'll all Do It For Frank, but because being forced to use some young talent might mean we actually, you know, use some young talent and that taking the transfer hammer away might stop everything looking like a bloody nail. Its not going to do anything this season, but maybe in 4-5. Without the ban we're 4-5 seasons away from completely collapsing anyway, what with an increasingly disinterested owner and there being very few managers left in the sea. 

Frank is a terrible decision mind, Latin GCSEs or not. 

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2 hours ago, Duke said:

Frank is a terrible decision mind, Latin GCSEs or not. 

At least he’ll be able to get a job in Curry’s once he gets potted by Chelsea.

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In news that will surprise no-one, smelly French cheat Michelle Platini has been arrested on corruption charges. 

Time for this country to pull out of UEFA too. 

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13 hours ago, Guy Bifkin said:

In news that will surprise no-one, smelly French cheat Michelle Platini has been arrested on corruption charges. 

Time for this country to pull out of UEFA too. 

 

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Looks like Wan-Bissaka to Man. United is a done deal at £55m.

Excellent business for us, assuming we don’t buy ten Jordon Mutchs, and in him that lot have got an incredible talent. He’ll be England’s RB quickly and for years to come, and they’ll either have a diamond for a long time or will make a shitload of profit if they sell him when a big club comes in for him.

Been a Palace fan for nearly 35 years, a season ticket holder over a decade and he’s in the top three talents I’ve seen in our shirt*. He’s only 21 and he’ll just get better.

* yeah, yeah. I know.

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Who else is in your top 3? I'd go with Joel Ward and Marouane Chamakh.

You'll spend a bit of that money on Max Aarons, who must be good if United were looking at him as an alternative to Wan-Bissaka.

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I read City were dropping £50m on Cancelo. A back up right back. What a time to be alive, Steve Nicol would be worth £100m.

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39 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

Who else is in your top 3? I'd go with Joel Ward and Marouane Chamakh.

You'll spend a bit of that money on Max Aarons, who must be good if United were looking at him as an alternative to Wan-Bissaka.

Well it’s not that shitarse van Aanholt, for sure. Wright and Zaha. Darren Ambrose was too good to be rated.

But yeah, Max Aarons is the number one target and I’d be happy if we shell out a few bob for him. Whilst AWB is an exceptional talent, the level our club’s at doesn’t warrant panic when it comes to replacing him.

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