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Top Six: Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, Man Utd, Everton

Relegated: Newcastle, Sheffield Utd, Villa

Champions League: Man City

Top Scorer: Salah

Player of the season: De Bruyne

Young player of the season: Alexander-Arnold

Best signing: Sessegnon

Biggest flop: Maguire

First sacking: Hodgson

Surprise package: Everton

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Pardew

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? Yes, and will also throw in a giant mug.

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Top Six: City, Liverpool, Spurs, United, Everton, Wolves

Relegated:  Norwich, Villa, Brighton

Champions League: Juventus

Top scorer: Salah

Player of the season: Salah

Young player of the season: Alexander-Arnold

Best signing: Ndombele

Biggest flop: Iwobi

First sacking: Dean Smith

Surprise package: Southampton

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?:  None, we're in the era of Claude Puel constantly resurfacing! 

Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? Who gives a fuck? 

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Top Six: Same as it ever was

Relegated: Norwich, Sheff U, Newcastle

Champions League: Man City

Top scorer: Salah

Player of the season: De Bruyne

Young player of the season: Wan-Bissaka

Best signing: Wan-Bissaka

Biggest flop: Maguire

First sacking: Steve Bruce, hopefully

Surprise package: Bournemouth

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Pardew to Norwich

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? 

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Top Six: Chelsea, Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Spurs , Everton

Relegated:  Newcastle, Brighton, Bournemouth

Champions League:  Chelsea 

Top Scorer:  Tammy Abraham 

Player of the season:  Christian Pulisic

Young player of the season: Mason Mount/Reece James co-winners.

Best signing: New signing Matteo Kovacic

Biggest flop: Anyone United have signed 

First sacking: Brian Potter 

Surprise package: Chelsea 

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?:  Allardyce to somewhere in November 

Will Glenn McGrath predict Australia to win 5-0? Yes

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Top Six: Liverpool, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Man Utd, Leicester

Relegated: Brighton, Southampton, Newcastle

Champions League: Juventus

Top scorer: Billy Sharp

Player of the season: Billy Sharp

Young player of the season: Foden

Best signing: Ayoze Perez

Biggest flop: Iwobi

First sacking: Steve Bruce

Surprise package: Leicester

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Alan Curbishley to Newcastle

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season?  I just want my Reeboks and Quiksilver t-shirt that I ordered from Sports Direct 17 days ago.

 

 

 


 

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Top Six: Man City, Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, Wolves.

Relegated: Brighton, Newcastle, Norwich.

Champions League: Juventus

Top scorer: Mo Salah.

Player of the season: Bernardo Silva.

Young player of the season: Declan Rice.

Best signing: Lo Celso.

Biggest flop: David Luiz.

First sacking: Roy Hodgson

Surprise package: Wolves

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: It's got to be Allardyce, hasn't it?

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? Sure thing.

 

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Top Six: Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, Leicester, Chelsea

Relegated: Newcastle, Villa, Southampton

Champions League: Barcelona

Top scorer: Mo Salah.

Player of the season: Sterling

Young player of the season: Zinchenko

Best signing: Ayoze Perez

Biggest flop: Harry Maguire

First sacking: Solskjaer

Surprise package: Leicester

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Moyes

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? No chance. It's his beloved baby. He's the saviour of the toon. 

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Bar the opening goal, Villa were woeful there, maybe 2 players looked like they could handle Premier League level. I'm not including Grealish there. 

It's gonna be a long season in Birmingham. 

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1 hour ago, Shy Dad said:

Bar the opening goal, Villa were woeful there, maybe 2 players looked like they could handle Premier League level. I'm not including Grealish there. 

It's gonna be a long season in Birmingham. 

I don’t think Villa were awful. But for a bit of composure, they would’ve been 2 up at the break.

I’m not being funny but what do you expect them to do when they go a goal up after 10 minutes? They’re clearly going to sit and defend deep. And they did that well against relentless Spurs pressure, right up until they clearly tired out. Grealish made a terrible mistake and then the third goal was inevitable against a team dead on their feet.

They’ll probably be fine this year. 

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I dunno, maybe it was adrenaline in the moment of being surrounded in a pub hy Villa fans, but for that final 30 minutes they looked so far off the pace it was scary. The defence really wasn't there and got shown up a lot. 

Maybe it was first day jitters and being at Villa Park will help, but bar that goal and a clear chance for a second, they seemed out of it throughout. 

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6 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

I dunno, maybe it was adrenaline in the moment of being surrounded in a pub hy Villa fans, but for that final 30 minutes they looked so far off the pace it was scary. The defence really wasn't there and got shown up a lot. 

Maybe it was first day jitters and being at Villa Park will help, but bar that goal and a clear chance for a second, they seemed out of it throughout. 

I mean, they were playing the Audi Cup champions, what do you expect?

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Top Six: Man United, Blackburn, Notts Forest, Arsenal, Newcastle, Norwich

Relegated: City, Barnsley, Swindon

Champions League: Red Star Belgrade

Top scorer: Alan Shearer

Player of the season: David Ginola

Young player of the season: Darren Huckerby

Best signing: Karel Poborsky

Biggest flop: Stuart Barlow

First sacking: Alan Ball

Surprise package: Joe Royles Dog's of War

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Mike Walker

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? Freddie Sheppard's going to do what?

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2 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

Top Six: Man United, Blackburn, Notts Forest, Arsenal, Newcastle, Norwich

Relegated: City, Barnsley, Swindon

Champions League: Red Star Belgrade

Top scorer: Alan Shearer

Player of the season: David Ginola

Young player of the season: Darren Huckerby

Best signing: Karel Poborsky

Biggest flop: Stuart Barlow

First sacking: Alan Ball

Surprise package: Joe Royles Dog's of War

Which Brexit relic manager will be back in the PL by Easter?: Mike Walker

Will Mike Ashley sell Newcastle this season? Freddie Sheppard's going to do what?

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