Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 29, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 29, 2019 If you wank in the bath the jitler goes all gelatinous and floats like scum upon the surface of the water.  So bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 Only had a bath in the family home as a kid. Especially awful before my older brothers moved out and there were six of us in the house. These days, always a shower. I can only remember having had a bath twice in the past 20 years - a couple of years ago after I did a short film/photoshoot where I was caked in bodypaint and make-up, so attempted a bath and multiple showers to get rid of it all, and at ATP in 2007, when our Butlins chalet only had a bath, so having a quick bath before going to watch GZA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) Shower all the way. I can change the temperature at the turn of a dial, use the showerhead for all those hard to reach places and take a steaming piss before watching it glide effortlessly down the plughole. Shame on those who bathe in their own dead skin and soap scum. Oh, and there's nothing more depressing than a low pressure shower. I want to feel the grime being lifted off. Edited May 30, 2019 by Wideload90 Low power showers are worthy of commentm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 My shower is so powerful it really, REALLY fucking hurts. I love it so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 Pissing in the shower? Seize your hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 Oh, and my flat, when I moved in, was above a bathroom fittings shop that was going out of business, so it was kitted out with a brand new bathroom. As a result, I've got this mad bullshit; https://www.mirashowers.co.uk/showers/digital-showers/mira-platinum-ceiling-fed-high-pressure-combi-boiler/ I've never mounted the wireless controller to a wall fitting or anything, it just sits on my sink. So it's effectively a remote control, set to the exact pressure and temperature right away, only have to turn it on. It's a ridiculous extravagance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
textonly Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 I'm pretty certain I've had exactly seven showers in the last fifteen years. I hate them. I feel claustrophobic, I've been bad at getting the temperature right, I feel like I have less control of how I wash, I feel rushed rather than relaxed, it feels like more of a chore because I can't listen to music/read while I'm doing it, and standing up is rarely preferable to lying down. My only regret is environmental, because undeniably I use a lot of water bathing every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 30, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 30, 2019 Pretty sure baths use less water than showers (depending on how long you stay in there and how full you fill the bath), so you're alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 Showers, without a doubt. I'm a tallish lad, so I've never experienced a proper, full-on bath since I became too big to fit in the tub. Sat there with my knees to my chest, whilst the water gets lukewarm and the novelty wears off. Showers all the way. Saying that, there's nothing worse than using someone else's shower only to find that a) It's too small so I have to bend my knees to get under the head, or b) the water drips out with the lowest pressure imaginable. You often get both of those features at budget hotels in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: Pretty sure baths use less water than showers (depending on how long you stay in there and how full you fill the bath), so you're alright. Other way around on average, showers use much less than bath's. It's one of the questions that helps set the direct debit when you get / move somewhere with a water meter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, textonly said: I'm pretty certain I've had exactly seven showers in the last fifteen years That's wrestling fans for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: Saying that, there's nothing worse than using someone else's shower only to find that a) It's too small so I have to bend my knees to get under the head, or b) the water drips out with the lowest pressure imaginable. You often get both of those features at budget hotels in London. I got that at the St Giles Hotel - which is, by my Travelodge mainstay standards, posh af. Everything was very swanky and high end, until I got in the shower and realised the shower head was about chin height. And I'm not exactly Andre The Giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just now, BomberPat said: I'm not exactly Andre The Giant. Now there's a man who knew how to use a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricc1PW Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) shower definitely. baths takes ages and are dull. and I don't get the attraction of sitting in your own filth. Edited May 30, 2019 by Ricc1PW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tommy! said: Now there's a man who knew how to use a bath. to the taps, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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