Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. I'm almost certain it's the same bloke who smashed the shit out of the butcher shop window last month and got arrested for it. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 When I was a kid there was a woman called Shirley who used to always pass my Grandad's house pushing two or three Yorkshire Terriers in a pram. A big Silver Cross style pram. I never saw them walk, ever. She used to always stop to talk to my Grandad who'd talk to any old nutter. I always thought she was oriental too because of her make-up which was always a bit Geisha but she talked like a pissed up Hull lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 Michael Van Gerwen looks confused by what’s happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 24, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) I unfortunately went to get my hair cut opposite and Parrot Man has now gone. I'm going to have a quick walk around the town centre l to try and find him. Edited May 24, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Blues stretching the credibility of the word "restaurant" to breaking point there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Look at the fancy dan convenience store bragging about selling soft drinks, when did you move to Hull anyway, Gus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 24, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: I'm going to have a quick walk around the town centre l to try and find him. No luck. I tried to think 'where would I go if I was the type of man who walks around Wiltshire brandishing a parrot', but it hasn't worked on this occasion. .  Edited May 24, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 All 3 of their facial expressions are class. As is the thread title in a ‘man tries to return the shoes he’s wearing’ way. The stories that parrot could probably tell if it could spea...hold on a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 "She keeps ordering a single cracker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Gus Mears said: I unfortunately went to get my hair cut opposite and Parrot Man has now gone. I'm going to have a quick walk around the town centre l to try and find him. Busy day Gus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Gus Mears said: No luck. I tried to think 'where would I go if I was the type of man who walks around Wiltshire brandishing a parrot', but it hasn't worked on this occasion. "Gus grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 25, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2019 13 hours ago, SuperBacon said: Busy day Gus? I was working from home. 12 hours ago, Sergio Mendacious said: "Gus grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp" Shootin' blimps, watchin' Boon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2019 There's a fella lives near me who drives around on a mobility scooter with his parrot on his shoulder. He's invariably caked in parrot shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, BomberPat said: There's a fella lives near me who drives around on a mobility scooter with his parrot on his shoulder. He's invariably caked in parrot shit. Is that by Kirstie McColl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Azrall Posted May 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 5/24/2019 at 2:53 PM, Gus Mears said: One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. I'm almost certain it's the same bloke who smashed the shit out of the butcher shop window last month and got arrested for it.  Is this where I just realised Gus lives/works in Swindon!? When you say you get your hair cut across the road - Boss Babers?  I've seen this chap a few times, he often walks along Regent street chatting to people. Odd bloke, but seems harmless enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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