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Just now, Accident Prone said:

I remember a FaceBook post years back where a woman proclaimed that she didn't use toilet paper or wipes, but instead just dipped her hand into the toilet bowl and hand-washed her arse with the shitty water.

To the fucking lions, I insist.

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago. 

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2 hours ago, Loki said:

They're flushable, so you flush them.  They really make poo breaks luxurious.

And yes, I've read the articles that say that they shouldn't be flushed, but if the government says they're legally flushable that's good enough for me.  All those bastard parents flushing baby wipes is a much bigger problem.

Like others here, I work from home so taking a shit on your own throne whilst being paid, that really IS the ultimate.

^

Started using flushable wipes a few years ago, never looked back. Using normal bog roll feels like a dirty, protracted chore to me now. Especially on the rare hangover morning. No way are my adding to my headache by squatting there for 5-10 minutes caking sticky beer shit into my arse with half a roll of bog paper. 

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Butter pies are ace. Grate some cheese over the top and then some beans over that. Delicious. 

Burnley's terrible, though. Nobody likes Burnley. 

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7 hours ago, gmoney said:

Can't get a Benny and Hot anywhere else though. Not that you'd want to, mind. 

My  mum does them on request.

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