Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 Is it you who has the BumGun, Chest? I remember someone on here got installed, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'd love a bumgun. If I had the space I'd get a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 I remember a FaceBook post years back where a woman proclaimed that she didn't use toilet paper or wipes, but instead just dipped her hand into the toilet bowl and hand-washed her arse with the shitty water. To the fucking lions, I insist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, Accident Prone said: I remember a FaceBook post years back where a woman proclaimed that she didn't use toilet paper or wipes, but instead just dipped her hand into the toilet bowl and hand-washed her arse with the shitty water. To the fucking lions, I insist. I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago. I put forward my request to the other regional lions to have their say in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Bumgull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Loki said: They're flushable, so you flush them.  They really make poo breaks luxurious. And yes, I've read the articles that say that they shouldn't be flushed, but if the government says they're legally flushable that's good enough for me.  All those bastard parents flushing baby wipes is a much bigger problem. Like others here, I work from home so taking a shit on your own throne whilst being paid, that really IS the ultimate. ^ Started using flushable wipes a few years ago, never looked back. Using normal bog roll feels like a dirty, protracted chore to me now. Especially on the rare hangover morning. No way are my adding to my headache by squatting there for 5-10 minutes caking sticky beer shit into my arse with half a roll of bog paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 Butter pies are ace. Grate some cheese over the top and then some beans over that. Delicious. Burnley's terrible, though. Nobody likes Burnley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 Can't get a Benny and Hot anywhere else though. Not that you'd want to, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 7 hours ago, gmoney said: Can't get a Benny and Hot anywhere else though. Not that you'd want to, mind. My mum does them on request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 11, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 The Chippy Tea thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 11, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Devon Malcolm said: The Chippy Tea thread. Awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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