Paid Members Jazzy G Posted April 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2019 Free, to do what I wanna do. And I wanna get loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted April 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2019 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 9, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 9, 2019 "I want to be bollocks."Â -jazzygeofferz, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2019 Your dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2019 With you everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 10, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 10, 2019 To be? Or not to be... that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler on the UKFF to suffer The good arrows of outrageous forumers, Or to take arms against a PCC of troubles, And by downvoting, end them?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Whatever I wanna do: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2019 A giraffe. Then I'd have my head up above the trees and I'll be able to keep a really good look out for any super models taking topless helicopter lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 A top shagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRooster Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I realise I’m supposed to post a light-hearted, fluffy reply but I have to be true to myself here. I’d be a time traveller, so I can go back in time and correct a mistake that haunts me. It was 1990 (ish) and I was the youngest child at my older cousin’s birthday party. Pin the Tail on the Donkey was being played, and do you know what the prize was? That’s right. A retail box of Desperate Dan chew bars. (I should note here that I was planning to post a picture of that, but I’m using a phone and I don’t know how to do this, so you’ll just have to imagine it) Anyway, I was so small compared to the other kids I could see over the blindfold. I could see where the tail should be pinned. But stupid pre-school me thought they’d obviously knew I’d cheated if I did that, so I stuck the tail in the donkey’s eye instead. I didn’t end up winning the prize, and now they don’t make Desperate Dan bars anymore, presumably a lesson from God himself to teach me for my stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted April 11, 2019 17 hours ago, HarmonicGenerator said: Or to take arms against a PCC of troubles, Watch yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I wanna be adored. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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