Sheffbag Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, TheOfficeHold said: Noone is a rassling fan unless these do or have done all of the following 1) refer to any wrestlers by their real names 2) claim at some point to have worked or been involved in some show that had someone who is now famous on 3) watches the WWE religiously behind closed doors but deny it in public and claim to only watch obscure niche promotions downloaded on torrents 4) never used the word independent always refers to 'indy' 5) went to their first wrestling show before having a sexual relationship with another human 6) honestly believes that other wrestlers really use terms in real life as 'heat' 'face' 'locker room' etc when talking to each other 7) is owed a sum of money in some way by a British Wrestling promoter 😎 hates on wrestling at every given possibility just to hide their disgust at their self for loving such a ridiculous pastime 9) has had or appeared on some podcast of wrestling or thinks that starting one is a good idea 10) has told at least 5 people Kendo Nagasaki's real name is Peter Thornley or that El Ligero is called Simon Musk and from Leeds 11) has been involved in a back yard wrestling bout in the school playground 12) considers their self a better promoter/ writer/ matchmaker than anyone who is currently employed as such at any time in history 13) used the term graps in an attempt to look cool amongst their wrestling peers 14) actively derides any show that has ever had a raffle but never fails to mention the time they won a raffle at a wrestling show 15) still has their prize in mint condition from (14) above in the belief one day it will be 'worth something' 16) complaints loudly on the internet when they are described as a stereotypical wrestling fan yet consider the best story line their ever saw was about wrestlers portraying stereotypical roles 17) if attractive to females of the species holds an opinion on every single female wrestler ever as to 'if they would give them one' 18) you believe that your opinion of what 'wrestling is' is the only true correct definition and only your tastes should be catered for always without exception even though you never go to the shows you comment on repeatedly 19) you actually know the rules for professional wrestling yet have never seen or ever known a hard copy to exist for anyone to reference 20) you actually read all this list and were preparing to answer in some form You forgot 21) Will wear a black (or used to be black) T-Shirt to every show they attend 22) Rang a "hotline" in the pre Internet days DAMMIT JUST READ NO.20!!! Edited March 1, 2019 by Sheffbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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