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Great Expections by Kiss is the worst song ever. Prove Otherwise.

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So, Gene Simmons is singing about him playing instruments, then at the end of every verse saying finishing with what something of his can do.

His fingers, his mouth, his hand.

 

Then a children's choir singing every chorus with Gene SImmons about how "You;'ve got Great Expections". Which doesn't half say "Sorry groupies, not tonight,  I'm getting on Variety Club Bus to see *REDACTED* for a good time".

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You're sittin' in your seat
And then you stand and clutch your breast
Our music drives you wild along with the rest
You watch me singing this song
You see what my mouth can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to
And you watch me playin' guitar
And you feel what my fingers can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to
Well, listen
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations
You're dying to be seen
And you wave and call my name
But in the day it seems that I'm a million miles away
You watch me beatin' my drum
And you know what my hands can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to
Well, listen
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations
Then you feels these eyes from the stage
And you see me staring at you
And you hear between the lines, my voice is calling to you
Well, listen
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations, do you want to play the role
You've got great expectations, you'd even sell me your soul
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations, do you want to play the role
You've got great expectations, you'd even sell me your soul
You've got great expectations, as long as you can play the role
You've got great expectations

Awful.

Edited by PowerButchi

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This comes up quite a lot.

My usual answer?  Robbie Williams, Angels.  Santamonious twat.

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1 hour ago, Linus said:

I offer these two turkeys to the jury...

 

 

To this day I'm still not sure what a 'Swagger Jagger' is 

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Nor should you. That's just a random pop song, I'm amazed anyone would put that forwards as the worst song ever. 

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Don't see how any of these are worse than paedosong '74.

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I'm un-nominating Nick Berry and changing to "Moves like Jagger" by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. A total fucking disaster of a pop song from start to finish. 

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42 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Don't see how any of these are worse than paedosong '74.

At least Gary Puckett's sex crime anthems were catchy. 

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15 minutes ago, JLM said:

 

A worst song discussion came up in another thread on here a couple months back and I got to introduce new people to this horror. You'll be proud to know that it has still left its mark in that it was the first thing I thought of when the situation called for it.

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