Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 25, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2019 21 hours ago, johnnyboy said: Why is my g-spot up my arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Did the bloke I just delivered to really film someone dying at his house this past weekend? Did the bloke I just delivered to really break a teenagers jaw and try it on with his teenage girlfriend in the woods behind his house? Did the bloke I just delivered to's dog really bite a policeman on the bum? Then for a bonus question if all that stuff is true I'd ask why did the bloke I just delivered to's girlfriend complain that I wouldn't deliver to them just before Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Accident Prone said: Then I'd have to ask about 9/11. Ask what? It's probably one of the most heavily investigated incidences in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted February 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Loki said: Ask what? It's probably one of the most heavily investigated incidences in history. And that means I shouldn't want to know all the actual specifics and players, and the events that led up to this? There's plenty of theories and conspiracies, and it's pretty easy to pick up on the general themes in order to make a the solid picture for yourself, but I still want to know 100% all the whos, whats, whys and hows. 9/11 is arguably the most impactful event of the millennium (until the next one) with wide reaching and heavily laced consequences, it's only natural to want a full, detailed account of the truth. It's not a slight or dig at you Loki, but I hazard a guess that you've hung around a lot of people who are constantly discussing the topic, and are therefore sick of it almost two decades later? Personally, I can't even remember bringing up the subject to anyone beyond a "Boy, remember how fucked up that was?"-esque statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Yeah, but just buy a good book on it.. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eleventh-Day-Full-Story-11/dp/0812978099/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1551107973&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=9%2F11+books&dpPl=1&dpID=51aJ4iijIeL&ref=plSrch No need for wasting a genie's wish on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegeta Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Conclusively who Jack the Ripper was. If there is any other life out there how advanced it is. Who was pulling up that briefcase at King of the Ring 99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted February 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2019 Who shot Nice Guy Eddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2019 Assuming this is a "fountain of all knowledge" in terms of everything that was, is, will be or would have been, all the deeply personal ones. (1) Who should I have ended up with? Which ex if I hadn't fucked what up, which one that got away if I'd had more balls and gone for it, or if timing had been right, would have been my One shot at truest happiness? (2) What advice would my dad have most wanted me to have had he not died when I was 19? (3) Should I have forced myself to commit further to my aborted attempt to move to Japan? Would I have been happier there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I'd want to know the answer to the real mystery of our times. Is the earth actually flat? Are NASA fucking with us when they bang on about it being round and all that shit? Is MMA fighter Kron Gracie actually right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewster McCloud Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 21 hours ago, Vegeta said: Conclusively who Jack the Ripper was. But when you're told it was "Tom Brown" or whoever from Whitechapel, and none of the named suspects or anyone famous, it would be a bit of a damp squib, wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 2/25/2019 at 1:09 AM, Teedy Kay said: You know when you're hoovering and you go over a bit of paper, the Hoover goes from "herrrrrmmmmm" to "HHHRRRRRMMMMMVVVVV" I'd like to know is that the Hoover putting in more effort? If so why doesn't it out that much effort all the time? And when you accidentally run a hoover over a sock, why does it smell exactly like Frazzles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewster McCloud Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, JNLister said: And when you accidentally run a hoover over a sock, why does it smell exactly like Frazzles? I'd like to ask this genie if there's any way I can watch the Hulk Who? videos again without going back to my parents' house and risking life and limb by poking around in their loft where I suspect they've put all my old VHSs, if they haven't already thrown them away, the bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 27, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 27, 2019 Volume 2 is at https://www.dailymotion.com/jnlister/videos in four parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 How was the universe created? What really killed off the dinosaurs? Did my Hasbro WWF figures really get lost in a house move or did my mum flog them at Doncaster car boot sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chunk Posted February 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 Did Jesus exist. If he did, was he just the David Blaine of his time. Magic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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