Slapnut Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 When I was 16, I was enjoying my second ever sexual encounter and somehow managed to completely obliterate the condom, so I told her to wait there and I’d run down the 24 hour Tesco to get more from the toilets. When I got back, she’d left 🙁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted December 27, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 27, 2018 I remember buying a few from machines during my university days as I didn’t fancy (bottled out of) buying them from the corner shop. Admittedly the vast majority went on to be wasted on posh wanks, but the thought was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted December 27, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 27, 2018 52 minutes ago, Slapnut said: When I was 16, I was enjoying my second ever sexual encounter and somehow managed to completely obliterate the condom, so I told her to wait there and I’d run down the 24 hour Tesco to get more from the toilets. When I got back, she’d left 🙁 Why didn't you just buy some from the 24 hour shop the bogs were in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Wretch said: Why didn't you just buy some from the 24 hour shop the bogs were in? I was far too shy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I like root beer Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 14 hours ago, garynysmon said: I remember buying a few from machines during my university days as I didn’t fancy (bottled out of) buying them from the corner shop. Admittedly the vast majority went on to be wasted on posh wanks, but the thought was there. "Posh wanks" bloody brilliance that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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