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I always thought it was run at a loss anyway in order to keep the proles in line and avoid taxes? I'm sure Murdoch is more than capable of recouping the money from elsewhere. 

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The press of the North Korean regime admits that Kim Jong-un cannot travel through space-time.

 

"Until now, Kim and his ancestors (his father and grandfather) were considered capable of what Korea is called chukjibeop , an alleged method of curving space time and traveling long distances. It is a kind of supernatural speed or teleportation."

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