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Who is the least cool person on the planet?

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Cliff Richard has never been cool. Ā Even when he was roller skating around Milton Keynes shopping centre or on the best Band Aid, he was still the god botherer who definitely wasn't a nonce.

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5 minutes ago, organizedkaos said:

James was always cool

That was top tier Lynchian trolling, you just know he had the biggest shit eating grin when he wrote that.

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1 minute ago, Merzbow said:

That was top tier Lynchian trolling, you just know he had the biggest shit eating grin when he wrote that.

That and then reviving "You and I" for a Roadhouse music number

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5 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Cliff Richard has never been cool. Ā Even when he was roller skating around Milton Keynes shopping centre or on the best Band Aid, he was still the god botherer who definitely wasn't a nonce.

<gif of The Young Ones driving through the Cliff billboard, which won't embed for some reason>

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Edited by Sergio Mendacious

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No way is Cliff less cool than a lot of the other people mentioned in this thread. He's lame to the point of irony, whereas people like Bear Grylls don't even get close to ironically cool.

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Fuck your irony, Cliff is pop star not some outdoor adventurer. Ā Pop stars are meant to be cool, boy scouts aren't and that's why Cliff isĀ less cool.

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9 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

Are we fuck living in a universe where the bloke who sang Devil Woman is less cool than Carmbomb.Ā 

*Calmbomb

Keep Calmbomb and CarryonBomb

Edited by Sergio Mendacious

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Yeah, but apparently he has BEAUTIFULĀ breath, unlike Ed Stewpot Stewart who's breath stinks.

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Edited by PowerButchi

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