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Who is the least cool person on the planet?


Gus Mears

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Tim Lovejoy is the winner for me. He thinks he's cool because he owns a Sergio Tachini top and listens to The Specials. He's also an awful presenter. There's absolutely no charisma there.

On another note, James Martin. Again, a smug smile like he thinks he's funny. Piss off, you ruined Saturday mornings with your moralising nonsense. Its just food mate. Also he tucks pink shirts into jeans, wears brown shoes and sometimes throws on a too tight for him blazer (usually grey or a James May brown)

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My vote is for Michael Portillo. A man who wears brightly coloured pants on long train journeys to mask the fact that there is literally nothing about him

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"Michael, we need you to look cooler" *slowly places thumb into jeans pocket*

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5 hours ago, chokeout said:

My vote is for Michael Portillo. A man who wears brightly coloured pants on long train journeys to mask the fact that there is literally nothing about him

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"Michael, we need you to look cooler" *slowly places thumb into jeans pocket*

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Jesus Christ!

He must go to the same tailor as Michael Hayes & looks like an explosion in a shit factory! :(

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